OMG NATALIE DATING CAVEMAN JESUS!!!11

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie Portman's new boyfriend: Loveable hippie or serial killer?

:shock:

START YER ENGINES!!!111

 

[Dr Dave]

He could be both.

 

[curiousa2z]

And suddenly that shaggy beard and set of piercing dark eyes looked less Morrison and more Manson.

LOL.

omg.

INTERVENTION!!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I like how becuase he has a beard they thought he was homeless.

Because no home-owner would ever have facial hair.

 

[headvoid]

But just as we were ready to forgive Devendra for his silly name

You can almost hear him say "phew!" at that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am disgusted by her, quite frankly.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's wearing dark glasses and has a beard! HE MUST BE A BLIND HOMELESS MAN THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY OPTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It could be Triple H in disguise.

 

[headvoid]

It think he is riddled with aids.

 

[Gagh]

I know Devendra Banhart. I like his music, but I always assumed he was gay. I suppose he's all Vegan and peacable-down-to-earth-inner-peace-karma-shit, which Portman has always been like (she is good friends with Moby, after all).

I've some fucked up pix of Banhart in music mags, in drag with full makeup.


Let's put it this way - if she'd boink that, then it puts most men on the planet in with a shout. Just don't eat meat, sing a bit, and you're in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's so veagan she doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow.