OMG:THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!!

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Nice knowing all of you :eek:

Will March 19 'Supermoon' Trigger Natural Disasters?

Thu Mar 10, 10:15 am ET




On March 19, the moon will swing around Earth more closely than it has in the past 18 years, lighting up the night sky from just 221,567 miles (356,577 kilometers) away. On top of that, it will be full. And one astrologer believes it could inflict massive damage on the planet.

Richard Nolle, a noted astrologer who runs the website astropro.com, has famously termed the upcoming full moon at lunar perigee (the closest approach during its orbit) an "extreme supermoon."

When the moon goes super-extreme, Nolle says, chaos will ensue: Huge storms, earthquakes, volcanoes and other natural disasters can be expected to wreak havoc on Earth. (It should be noted that astrology is not a real science, but merely makes connections between astronomical and mystical events.)

But do we really need to start stocking survival shelters in preparation for the supermoon?

The question is not actually so crazy. In fact scientists have studied related scenarios for decades. Even under normal conditions, the moon is close enough to Earth to make its weighty presence felt: It causes the ebb and flow of the ocean tides.

The moon's gravity can even cause small but measureable ebbs and flows in the continents, called "land tides" or "solid Earth tides," too. The tides are greatest during full and new moons, when the sun and moon are aligned either on the same or opposite sides of the Earth.

According to John Vidale, a seismologist at the University of Washington in Seattle and director of the Pacific Northwest Seismic Network, particularly dramatic land and ocean tides do trigger earthquakes. "Both the moon and sun do stress the Earth a tiny bit, and when we look hard we can see a very small increase in tectonic activity when they're aligned," Vidale told Life's Little Mysteries, a sister site to SPACE.com.

At times of full and new moons, "you see a less-than-1-percent increase in earthquake activity, and a slightly higher response in volcanoes."

The effect of tides on seismic activity is greatest in subduction zones such as the Pacific Northwest, where one tectonic plate is sliding under another. William Wilcock, another seismologist at the University of Washington, explained: "When you have a low tide, there's less water, so the pressure on the seafloor is smaller. That pressure is clamping the fault together, so when it's not there, it makes it easier for the fault to slip."

According to Wilcock, earthquake activity in subduction zones at low tides is 10 percent higher than at other times of the day, but he hasn't observed any correlations between earthquake activity and especially low tides at new and full moons. Vidale has observed only a very small correlation.

What about during a lunar perigee? Can we expect more earthquakes and volcanic eruptions on March 19, when the full moon will be so close?

The moon's gravitational pull at lunarperigee, the scientists say, is not different enough from its pull at other times to significantly change the height of the tides and thus the likelihood of natural disasters. [Infographic: Phases of the Moon Explained]

"A lot of studies have been done on this kind of thing by USGS scientists and others," John Bellini, a geophysicist at the U.S. Geological Survey, told Life's Little Mysteries. "They haven't found anything significant at all."

Vidale concurred. "Practically speaking, you'll never see any effect of lunar perigee," he said. "It's somewhere between 'It has no effect' and 'It's so small you don't see any effect.'"

The bottom line is, the upcoming supermoon won't cause a preponderance of earthquakes, although the idea isn't a crazy one.

"Earthquakes don't respond as much to the tides as you'd think they would. There should actually be more of an effect," said Vidale.

Most natural disasters have nothing to do with the moon at all. The Earth has a lot of pent up energy, and it releases it anytime the buildup gets too great. The supermoon probably won't push it past the tipping point, but we'll know for sure, one way or the other, by March 20.

LINK: http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20110310/sc_space/willmarch19supermoontriggernaturaldisasters
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Does this mean Charlie Sheen will spontaneously combust next week? I hope so.

AND OMG IT'S ALREADY STARTED!
Gallagher Collapses On Stage

3/10/2011 8:35 PM PST by TMZ Staff

Comedian Gallagher collapsed onto his back, clutching his chest during his performance tonight in Rochester, MN -- and TMZ has learned he was rushed to a hospital by ambulance.

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Multiple witnesses tell TMZ Gallagher was doing his famous sledge-o-matic routine when he fell backwards onto the stage. We're told his eyes were closed and he was shaking.

Doctors -- who happened to be in the audience -- rushed on stage and straightened out Gallagher's arms ... and waited by his side until the ambulance arrived.

Story developing...
Well, this and the Japan quake.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
I think the clue to this moon thing not being the end of the world is where they say it will be the closest aproach in 18 years.

Because you know I dont remember the world ending 18 years ago.

Also full moon means the sun is shining on it, a full moon and a new moon have the same mass.
 

The Question

Eternal
Didn't the world end just last week, according to some other wild-eyed crackpot?
 

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Proof the world will end in 2012

September 11th - world trade center

January 11th - Haiti earthquake

March 11th - Japan earthquake/tsunami

12/12/2012 - end of the world

1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 11

All dates are 11 = disaster :(
 

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Proof the world will end in 2012

September 11th - world trade center

January 11th - Haiti earthquake

March 11th - Japan earthquake/tsunami

12/12/2012 - end of the world

1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 11

All dates are 11 = disaster :(

So, September 11, January 11 and March 11 were good days. What is your point? They pleased me to no end. I should like a repeat of all incidences.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I am going to find a nice girl, take her outside on the night of the full supermoon, tell it's closer just for us, kiss her deeply and passionately, then do stuff to her until she falls on the floor with her eyes rolled back and shaking just like Gallagher.


Then it won't fucking matter if the world ends.
 

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
I am going to find a nice girl, take her outside on the night of the full supermoon, tell it's closer just for us, kiss her deeply and passionately, then do stuff to her until she falls on the floor with her eyes rolled back and shaking just like Gallagher.


Then it won't fucking matter if the world ends.

Then, you will wake up screaming 'oh my fucking god, I am so fucking sad that I have to dream about fucking cunts under a Moon that is closer to me! I am a sad, pathetic motherfucker who needs help! Heeellllllppppppppp!!'

Then, you will whip out your Playboy magazine, and whack the bishop.. the closest you will ever come to that fantasy up there.

Dumb shit.
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Would you fuck a Mayan, Luci?
 

Seph

Retired Account
The real question is, Woula a Mayan fuck Luci?
 

Consumer

Elder Statesman
If the world is going to end, really there isn't anything we can do about it, is there?

So why worry about it?
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Ugh, yet another case of misinterpretation. The Mayans didn't say that it was the end of the world, just this era. There are dates on the Mayan calendar past that date. All that happens on that date is that from our perspective, the sun lines up with the center of the galaxy. It happens every 26,000 years.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Well my neighbor is a Mayan and he said the world is absolutely gonna end in 2012. He even posted to his Facebook status. So it must be true.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Disregard previous post. Turns out he's a stinkin' Incan. Lying bastards.
 

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Ugh, yet another case of misinterpretation. The Mayans didn't say that it was the end of the world, just this era. There are dates on the Mayan calendar past that date. All that happens on that date is that from our perspective, the sun lines up with the center of the galaxy. It happens every 26,000 years.

Absolutely true, but HOW did the fucking Mayans know this without today's technology, over a period of thousands of years????? Also...

The Mayan calendar comes to an end on Sunday, December 23, 2012. Only a few people will survive the catastrophe that ensues.
 
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