OMG this cafe is infested w/ DYKES?!

[The Question]

I will guard it by pulling it out and waving it around!

 

[Cassie]

Good idea, you can hypnotize them and escape.

 

[The Question]

Nothin', and I do mean NOTHIN', hypnotizes the LEZ-BEANS like the sight of a man knocking glasses and plates off the table across the room with his...








chainsaw.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I suggest getting out of Provincetown altogether. Off-season, the only place you'll find other men in the A-House, and that's only between 9pm-1am, and they're looking to be sodomoized.

Unless you aren't there, and...OMG THERE ARE LESBIANS EVERYWHERE???? AAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE!~!!!!`11`1`21

 

[Loktar]

INFESTED, I SAY!!! issed:

PIX PLZ! OH GOD YES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Call in a Rape Gang.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A college sports team?

 

[Cassie]

The teenage mutant ninja turtles!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ugly lesbians make the baby jesus vomit up french toast.

 

[CaptainWacky]

which he doesn't even eat

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I find it amusing that the modREN culture denigrates men by promoting lesbianism at all possible turns.

YET...

Most fags are pretty handsome guys. Most lesbians are pretty fucking bull-dyke ugly.

I laugh at modREN culture. The joke is on the women.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

Ugly lesbians...

This implies there are other kinds, which is of course absurd.

Pron lezbos don't count as they are just dick whores doing sidework.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I find it amusing that the modREN culture denigrates men by promoting lesbianism at all possible turns.

How, exactly? Could you elaborate?

 

[Tisiphone]

So, apparently they are the ugly, masculine dykes, which offends you.

If they were all lipstick lesbians, would we still be having this conversation? Hmmmmm.....

Heh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, modREN culture...yeah.

(okay, what?)

 

[whisky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's pretty.

 

[whisky]

I always thought so, and a little like Sam Carter

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or Aaron Carter, even.

 

[whisky]