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OMG THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY!!

Were you waiting for the right person, or were your options limited?
 
Gonad said:
What about when you were sitting and taking a bath? Did you ever go to camp? (not a euphemism)
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Yes, I went to camp. And yes, I experimented with another boy at camp. But, this was after I had played with girls a bit. Also, no, my disgustingly fat gut always covers my penis. I have to lift the fat flap to look at in the mirror.
 
So you didn't go to camp until you were 14?

I couldn't get heterosexual activity to save my life! And I knew I was het before my other female friends knew they weren't het. No, no sex for Gonad until college, and that's not where I got it from either.
 
I was getting the bisexual action at around age 15. I just starte experimenting with both sexes at the same time. Girls came first though, at age 14.

Have you experimented with your bisexual side yet?
 
?? When I was 14 I realized I might just think I was hetero because it was the conventional thing to be. I decided that I would assume I was bi and reevaluate after two years. At sixteen I reevaluated and while I had to agree that girls were pretty, the idea of vagina was not at all a sexual turn-on. However, I desired penis sexually long before the age of 14. Somewhere between 13 and 15 I kissed one of my female friends as an experiment. Just kiss, no tongue. It did absolutely nothing for me, but that is the extent of my experimentation.

So you never saw your own genitalia before puberty? Did you ever see Superman: The Movie?
 
Should I have any sexual contact with a female, I would most certainly post about it in The Badlands.
 
Gonad said:
Did you ever see Superman: The Movie?
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What does this have to do with anything?
 
Do you intend to have sexual contact with a girl? Are you bi currently?
 
Superman: The Movie has prepubescent genitalia in it.

I do not intend to have sexual contact with a girl but I would if it was part of sexual activity with a guy.
 
I stopped watching 2 minutes in. I really don't want to know.
 
^ and that's why you'll never get laid with anything other than a prostitute.
 
All he needs to know is that comes out from the hole between a woman's legs for three to four days.
 
I watched the video.. it wasn't LOL funny. The funniest part was when the dad came in and imagining how it would've been if I'd asked my dad that.. I'm sure he would have had a heart attack.

I think the females won't find this video as funny as guys do.. it's just kinda boring.
 
I don't remember what it was.
 
Loktar said:
I've already seen my 10 year old niece's vagina.
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...WHY would you say that? Why?
 
He has no internal dialogue?
 
CaptainWacky said:
...WHY would you say that? Why?
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I. DON'T. KNOW.
 
No internal dialogue but he still had to type it first!
 
JAB HIS EYES OUT!
 
POLKA MY EYES OUT!
 
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