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OMG! TK"S FIRST CANDLELIGHT VIGIL!!!

Hambil said:
Blondie is Coyote Ugly in drag. One of the most vile creatures to ever happen upon TK.

Oooo...the power of the ban switch has brought out the animal in Hambil!

But...but...how do you know CoyoteUgly isn't Blondie in drag? Hmmm? That can work both ways, buster! :bigass:
 
Blondie said:
Oooo...the power of the ban switch has brought out the animal in Hambil!

But...but...how do you know CoyoteUgly isn't Blondie in drag? Hmmm? That can work both ways, buster! :bigass:
I've considered that. It could be either way, and ultimately doesn't matter much to me :)
 
Hambil said:
I've considered that. It could be either way, and ultimately doesn't matter much to me :)

But...how do we know that Hambil isn't Morihgan in drag? I mean, cut her hair and she looks like my great uncle Herman. Sorta. I think his tits were bigger though.
 
Blondie said:
But...how do we know that Hambil isn't Morihgan in drag? I mean, cut her hair and she looks like my great uncle Herman. Sorta. I think his tits were bigger though.
And witness as the vileness previously spoken off begins to seep through the thin surface to show the rot underneath.
 
Blondie said:
Oooo...the power of the ban switch has brought out the animal in Hambil!

But...but...how do you know CoyoteUgly isn't Blondie in drag? Hmmm? That can work both ways, buster! :bigass:
One observation.

A woman who is trying to give the impression of power and authority would not choose an avatar that has her eyes covered. That gives the impression of vulnerability, exactly the opposite of what she's aiming for.

Only a man would overlook that. ;)
 
Friday said:
One observation.

A woman who is trying to give the impression of power and authority would not choose an avatar that has her eyes covered. That gives the impression of vulnerability, exactly the opposite of what she's aiming for.

Only a man would overlook that. ;)
It's a ruse. Part of this particular facet of his/her manipulative personality.
 
Friday said:
One observation.

A woman who is trying to give the impression of power and authority would not choose an avatar that has her eyes covered. That gives the impression of vulnerability, exactly the opposite of what she's aiming for.

Only a man would overlook that. ;)

I was trying to give the impression of power and authority? News to me. I thought I was here because I was bored and no one else is at home.

Glad you're hear to tell me these things. Elderly wisdom is always welcome! :bigass:
 
Blondie said:
I was trying to give the impression of power and authority? News to me. I thought I was here because I was bored and no one else is at home.

Glad you're hear to tell me these things. Elderly wisdom is always welcome! :bigass:
You're welcome. Glad these creakin' bones are good for somethin... :D

But I expected backtracking with more finesse. Ah, well.
 
Friday said:
But I expected backtracking with more finesse. Ah, well.

Tell ya what: you give me something to backtrack on, besides figuring how many quarters of social security you paid in, and I'll show ya some finesse. Until then, you're just talking out your ass. Till then, I'll go hang out with the other women of childbearing age. K? Thnx. :D
 
If 42 is the age where one starts collecting social security, no one told me. Shit! I'd better find the nearest office quick. The gubmint owes me my due! :D

And tho it might be true that I'm past the age to want to have children, rest assured the equipment is still in perfect working order.

But thanks for your concern, CU. :D
 
Friday said:
If 42 is the age where one starts collecting social security, no one told me. Shit! I'd better find the nearest office quick. The gubmint owes me my due! :D

And tho it might be true that I'm past the age to want to have children, rest assured the equipment is still in perfect working order.

But thanks for your concern, CU. :D

42?!!! Please, it's a sin to tell a lie! You haven't seen 42 in at least a decade! :lol:

Spew alert next time, huh? Ok? Please?

Ok, honestly I just saw that one pic of you Faceman posted. I think you're a little more than 42. A little more. That, or you're a crackhead.

You don't drive a schoolbus, do you? That would be scary too see you peering up into that overhead mirror thingie. :D
 
Let me put it this way CU...

If I'm not 42, then you're a woman.

Now, I'm off to YouTube. Or another thread. Whichever.
 
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