OMG!!!

[whisky]

whale I think

 

[CaptainWacky]

Many dragons died needlessly to bring you that dick.

 

[curiousa2z]

zomg! Someone report thiss thread to a mod!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHALE CORNEA?

 

[FBI parte due]

HARKLEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeeeeEEE

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet he is on a whaling ship, as we speak.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah...fucking the ship.

 

[Dr Dave]

He's just doing his job.

Well... ok he is doing what the thought was his job. He thought "swabbing the deck" meant something else.

 

[Tisiphone]

I meant the huge whale dick.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CLOSED CAPTIONER IN THE CORNER WHO THINKS SHE CAN MAKE SENSE DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS

 

[Dr Dave]

We'll edit it out in post.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love watching some live news or sports show with the CC on, and reading the captioner's best attempt to keep up with the fast-talking commentators.

KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT! Q'PLAH!

 

[Tisiphone]

THANKS SEXY.

Gotta love the football games.

 

[Ishcabittle]

no wonder you like mst3k so much, tis, of course, you're a captioner.

didja get into cinematic titanic?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like and the wales chrimea in first places.

 

[CaptainWacky]

kjkfjfdfjifddfjidfji

 

[Tisiphone]

no wonder you like mst3k so much, tis, of course, you're a captioner.

didja get into cinematic titanic?

Can't say I've heard of Cinematic titanic.

I'm not all the way awake yet, but how much do I need to be? It's just Springer I'm fixing to caption.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Congratz Cassie!