OMG

[Cassie]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I am bored.

A terrible story about the MF.

Dr Dave: I'm going to write a story about Tisiphone and pirate chickens, but I'll make you all wait FOREVER for the end. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE FIRST.

CaptainWACKY: You bastard, you killed Loktar!

Tomtrek: I downloaded a gazillion GIGAMITES of TRACHTENBOOBS!

Tisiphone: *hic*

Fuddlemiff: Cassie, this story is going nowhere. Why did you even start writing it? You suck.

Seph: CUNTS!

Mentalist: I'm not going to read it. Ever.

Cassie:

Gagh: It's about time you remembered me, your husband.

Cassie: Oops.

CaptainWACKY: just end it already.

curiousa2z: I just caught a badger with my bare hands!

Eggs Mayonnaise: Big Brother After Dark is more interesting than this.

mooGOO: GONNA PUT IT ON YOU!


THE END

 

[Seph]

OI the seph in your story acts nothing like me

 

[whisky]

Damn

 

[Cassie]

Whisky: DAMN!

 

[eloisel]

I read it. Where were the pirates? Was Johnny Depp in the cast? Who did he play?

 

[Cassie]

The pirates are chickens, and Tisiphone hunts them when she's not too drunk to driver her chicken hunting truck.

 

[eloisel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5eEx-eRxho


Chickens need transportation too.

 

[The Tomtrek]

You write a good Tomtrek.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Write my LF recap for me. I can't get motivated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You know us better than we know ourselves.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good story.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like how I'm so drunk I can't even hiccup properly. GOOD JOB, CASSIE

 

[Harkley]

I LIKE THIS TOY STORY

 

[Gagh]

HELLO WIFE.


WHERE'S MY SAMMICH, WOMAN?

 

[Cassie]

I'M GRINDING THE WHEAT TO MAKE FLOUR AS I TYPE!

 

[Dr Dave]

CASSIE!

 

[curiousa2z]

I AM RESTLESS YET BORED TODAY

 

[Loktar]

Indeed. Its slow and boring on the internets for a Monday. Luckily I'm going shopping shortly then eating dinner.

 

[Dr Dave]

LETS SET A THREAD ON FIRE!

 

[Gagh]

I'M GRINDING THE WHEAT TO MAKE FLOUR AS I TYPE!

Aye, she's a reet good lass that one.