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OMG!?!

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
*checks date*

*checks date again*

HOLY SHIT I MISSED THE SHROVE TUESDAY BLUE PETER SPECIAL!!!

DID THE PANCAKE LAND ON THE FRYING PAN?!!!?! OMG!!
 
it's not a national holiday because Josef Mengele ate a pancake at Auschwitz and so the jews have banned it.
 
BLUE PETER ISN'T FOR JEWS IT'S FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO OBSERVE LENT YOU INTOLERANT DUMBSHIT FAGGOT, HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS TOO Y'KNOW!!!
 
It's a little known story, but after the resurrection he was pushing the big ol' boulder out of the way, and was understandably quite weak at the time.. well, I don't need to spell it out.

And that's the story of why Jesus isn't alive even though everyone harks on about him coming back from the dead.
 
How when he came back he only told like two people then just went off to Heaven? Surely he should have told EVERYONE so they could all think "shit, he really was the son of God!" No flare for the dramatic, that Jesus.
 
That's very true. If I'd been killed by Romans and then returned to life because I was the son of God, the first thing I'd do is show everyone I wasn't dead, so the Romans would look useless and get deposed. Then I'd take the lead and make everyone be nice to eachother(I presume!).
 
Waffles are like pancakes with a syrup trap.

When I have waffles I like them with fruit on top, 'cause I want something to brush off first.
 
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