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OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ K-STEW AND R-PATZ BACK 2GETHER!!!1111 AMAZEBALLZ!!!!11

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-back-together-confirmed-09-2012

OMGFGZ OUT LOUD I TOLD U GUYZ IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE AND THEY'RE LOVE WAS PURE AND REAL AND FOREVER AND THEY WUD GET BACK TOGETHER DAT EVIL DIRECTER MAN MUST HAVE HYPNOTOADED HER INTO SUCKING HIM OFF IN THAT CAR OKAY NOBODY BELEIVED ME BUT I WAS RITE AND FAITHFUL ALL ALONG, AND NOW THEY WILL GET MARRIED NAD HAVE TEN KIDZ WHO WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY AND I HEAR TOM CRUISE TRIED TO AUDITION KRISTEN AS HIS NEW BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND SHE SED "NO WAY, SHORTASS, I'M GETTING BACK WITH ROBERT!" AND DID A CROTCH CHOP AND RAN AWAY AND HE WAS CRYING FOR DAYZ AND NOT EVEN HIS GAY BOYFRIEND JOHN TRAVOLTA COULD CHEER HIM UP ANYWAY OMG I AM SO EXCITED U GUYZ!?!?!!
 
THAT BITCH STOEL ROBERT FROM ME I WAS RIGHT THERE WE HERE ALMOST MARRIED AND I AM PREGNAT WITH IS BABBY :rwmad: :rwmad: :rwmd:
 
AHAHAHHAHAA I FUKKEN TOLD U ALL THIS WAS ALL BULLSHIT SHITTY CRAP ALL MADE UP TO SELL TICKETS 2 TERE SHITTY FILM ABOUT WAREWOLVE PEDOPHILES I TOLD U ALL U DIDNT BELIEVE (OR SHOULD THAT B BELIEBE?????) ME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOMTREK = 1
EVERY1 ELSE = -704337949
 
I saw classified documents of the reunification.

She agreed to stop having sex with other men, and he agreed to start exploring the deodorant aisle at the local pharmacy.

YEAH YOU GUYS CALL THEM CHEMISTS SO WHAT OKAY?
 
U HAVE TO UNDERSTAND DAT WHEN YOUR AS SEXY AS KRISTEN IS (A MILLION PERCENT SEXY) IT'S PRETTY MUCH UNPOSSIBLE TO GO AN HOUR WITHOUT HAVING SEX OKAY SO IF ROBERT ISN'T AROUND SOMETIMES SHE HAS TO GET IT FROM OTHER PLACES ROB UNDESTANDS AND ANYWAY SHE AGREED TO LET HIM SLEEP WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE TO MAKE UP FOR IT, DAT'S RITE HE'S BI AND WAS GAY FOR DAN ON HARRY POTTER, I THINK WE ALL SAW HIM CHECKING OUT DAN'S ASS IN THAT SCENE AND HE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT HERMIONE BECUZ SHE IS SKANK COMPARED TO KRISTEN AND ALSO THIS TOTALLY MEANZ THAT THE PHLOX/ARCHER NOVEL I WROTE WILL BE PUBLISHED SOON BY POCKET BOOKS AND IT WILL SEEL A HUNDRED MILLION COPIES AND THE NEW MOVIE TRIOLOGY ABOOT PHLARCHER WILL HIT SCREENS TOO AND EVEN HILARY CLINTON WILL BE FLICKING HER BEAN TO THAT!
 
YOU MUST DENY THE FALSE PROPHET JACOB, AND HIS RIDICULOUSLY HOT BODY THAT I'VE NEVER MASTURBATED TO HONEST, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ON POSTING HERE, GIRLFRIEND!
 
I think he knew he would never have anyone as good as me in the sack again, and when I spurned him for eating Miracle Whip, he's just never recovered, so he went back to her.

My hatred for Miracle Whip knows no limits.
 
I'll pick it up and then and smear it on the tabloids with his face on it. I SAID EAT THE REAL MAYO
 
IF ROB DID SLEEP WITH OTHER BROADS IT WAS ONLY WITH THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF KRISTEN...AND I THINK I READ THAT SHE'S BISEXUAL (SHE DID AN INTERVIEW WHERE SHE SAID SHE'S HOT FOR ANGELINA FOX OMG!) SO SHE WAS PROBABLY WATCHED IN THE WARDROBE FLICKING HER BEAN OKAY!!!
 
RPTAZZZZ ONLY FELL IN LUST WITH KSTEW BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS PATRICK STEWART TRANSFORMED INTO A TEENAGE GIRL AND HE WANTED TO LIVE OUT HIS DREAM DATE WHERE A TEENAGE PATRICK STEWART WITH BOOBIES HUMPS HIM FROM BEHIND SHRIEKING "MAKE IT SO MAKE IT SO MAKE IT SO COMPUTER SAMBAAAAAAAAAA!"
 
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