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OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ K-STEW AND R-PATZ BACK 2GETHER!!!1111 AMAZEBALLZ!!!!11

eloisel said:
Wait ... there will be a new Star Trek movie? I've not heard of this. Now, that is something to look forward to.

I will see the Hobbit movie(s) and the new Star Trek movie in addition to the last Twinkle movie. I haz movie cash!
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I haz a radio station I win free tickets from....its the only explanation why I sat in a nearly empty theater and watched Zac Ephron in 17 Again.
 
UMM ZACK EPILEPTICFRON IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS, YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE, SURE WE ALL FLICKED OUR BEANS TO HIS HOT CHEST A LONG TIME AGO (2009) BUT NOW IT'S ROB'S TIME AND IF YOU FLICK TO ANYONE BUT HIM YOU'RE A FUCKING LOOSER.
 
The Tomtrek said:
There are other reasons to watch 17 Again.

(also it's a surprisingly enjoyable film!)
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I too found it a decent flick. The scene where he's trying to fend her off made me laugh pretty hard.

CASSIE SEND HIM PIX IF U AND THE BABEH EATING MAYO JUST TO TORTURE HIIM AND MAKE HIM WANT 2 PAY U 2 FEED HER MIRACLE WHIP AND THRN HE'LL BE ALL YOURS YOURS YOURS
 
OMFG I CAN'T BELIEBE DIS NATALIE PORTMAN WHORE HAS GONE BLONDE TO TRY TO SEDUCE ROBERT (DON'T BELIEBE THE LINE THAT IT'S FOR A "MOVIE" I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER BEFORE) LOL SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BEIB HIS MOTHER LOL OR EVEN HIS GRANDMOTHER IT'S SOME EMBERRASSING LOL KRISTEN COULD PWN HER IN AN ACTORING CONTEST IF THEY HAD ONE WHICH THEY DON'T BECAUSE KRISTEN HAS BETTER THINGZ TO DO LIKE ROB LOL I MEAN "DO" IN THE SEXUAL CONTEXT YOU SEE.
 
TRUE L:OVE IS NOT A JOKE PEOPLE I CAN TELL NON OF YOU HAV EXPEIRENCED THE LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR THE TWO OF THEM AS THEY ARE ONE BEING NOT TWO. EVEN IN MY DARKEST HOURS WHEN I THINK OF THE PATTCOCK EASING INTO MY ANYWAY STOP IT AS I WAS SAYING THEY ARE AND ALWAYS BE HAPPY AS IT IS KIMSET IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT.

THIS WAS JUST A MOEMENTARY LAPSE FOR KRISTEN - BUT I WILL FUCKIN HUNT HER DOWN AND KILL HER MNANY TIMES DEAD IF SHE EBVEN THINKS ABOUT IT AGAIN THE FUCKIN BITCH ANYWAY, LIKE I SAID THEY ARE A LOVELY COUPLE AND STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT BABIES AND STUFF COS THE PATTCOCK IS ONLY FOR KRISTEN AND MAYBE MY LOVE CHANNEL AT A PUSH, NOT THAT HE WILL HAVE TO PIUSH HARD AS MY VADGE IS WET AND WARM ANYWAY STOP DISTRACTING ME YOU FUCKERS.

LIKE I SAY, A LOVELY HAPPY COUPLE ALL IS WELL
 
I HAVe A BAG OF GUMMI BEARS AND EVERY TIME I EAT ONE I SAY HE LOVES ME EH LOVES ME NOT AND THEN ALWAY ALWAYS THE LAST ONE IS HE LOVES ME AND I THINK THT MEANS HE REALLY LOVES ME AND I'M GONNA KEEP HIS BABBY AND KIRSTEN CAN JUST KISS MY ASS BUT NOT LITERALLY I WOULDN'T LET THAT SKANK NEAR MY ASS OR MY ROBTRRS BABBY I AM GOING OT EAT ANOTHER BAG OF GMMIES JUST TO PROVE THAT ROBERT LOVES ME FOREVER
 
IF YOU REALLY DID MANAGED TO GET A SAMPLE OF ROBERT'S PERFECT SPERM BY STEALING A USED CONDOM FROM THERE HOUSE (I HAVE TRIED THIS FOUR TIMES BUT WAS BITTEN BY A DOG THREE TIMES AND BY A CAT ONCE) AND IMPREGNATED YOURSELF WITH IT (BECAUSE U DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH ROBERT OKAY I KNOW EVERYONE HE'S HAD SEX WITH I HAVE IT ON A FLOWCHART WHICH I'VE MASTURBATED TOO ENOUGH TIMES THAT IT'S BURNED IN MY MEMORY) THEN U SHULD DO DA DECENT THING AND GET AN ABORTION BECAUSE IF U DO HAVE THE BABY IT WILL TURN OUT HALF PERFECT AND HALF NOT AND WILL GROW UP TO BE THE ANTICHRIST WHO WILL OPPOSE ROB AND KRISTEN'S PERFECT SON (WHO THEY WILL NAME PHLOX) SO SPARE URSELF TEH PAIN AND FLUSH THAT UNHOLY SEED RIGHT NOW HO!
 
I'M SO ANGRY AT CAPTAINCOCKY THAT I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THIS MESSAGE I 'M ACTUALLY YOUSING MY TOES AND I AM OUTRAGEDED AND I THINK I JUST BLEW A FUES OR SOMETHING I NEED MORE GUMMIS
 
LOOK HERE GURLFEIND, YOU BEST STEP OFF CASSIE, OR SHE'LL CUT YOUR MAN PENIS OFF LIKE SHE DID TO THE CAST OF FRIENDS THAT ONE TIME, EXCEPT CHANDLER, HE WAS ON THE WEST WING AND THAT MEANS HE HAS COCK!
 
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