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OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ K-STEW AND R-PATZ BACK 2GETHER!!!1111 AMAZEBALLZ!!!!11

OMGZ OMGZ DID Y'ALL HERE THAT TAYLOR SLUTWIFT DUMPED HARRY FROM ONE DIRECTION (WHO IS FUCKING HOT!?) OMG I WASNT SURPRISED SHE DUMPS MANS LIKE SHE SUCKS COCKS: FREQUENTLY! HOW DOES THIS PERTAIN TO OUR INTERESTS? BECAUSE THE HO WILL SOON GO AFTER JUSTIN!!!! SHE BETTER KEEP HER FILTHY MOUTH AWAY FROM HIS COCK OR I MIGHT HAVE TO PUNCH IT?!?!?!?!? AND HARRY?!?!?! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP YOUR BED WARM THEN I COULD FILL IN, GIRLFRIEND! BUT TEH RUELZ ARE THAT U HAVE TO WEAR THE JUSTIN MASK AND I'M THE MAN IN THE BED OKAY!!!!?!!!!!
 
BIEB BEIB PUT DOWN THE DURGS, OKAY? DON'T MAKE ME CUT MYSELF TO PROFF MY LOVE FOR YOU BIECAUSE IT IS NEVER ENDING AND PLS DONT TAKE THE DRUSG AND GET WITH TAYLOR SHE WILL JUST USE YOU AND THEN RWITE A SONG ABOUT IS AN THEN SHE WILL HAVE ANOTHER TOP 10 HIT AND YOU MIGHT OD ON THW DEVIL WEED,
 
OMG SO TRUE THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BEAT JUSTIN IN THE POP CHARTS IS BY SLUTTING IT AROUND WITH HER HUGE VAJAYJAY! AND SHE BETTER NOT EVEN GO INTO THE SAME STATE AS R-PARZ BECAUSE K-STEW WILL BE ABLE TO SMELL HER SLUTTY WAYS AND WILL KICK HER ASS TO HELL!!!!!
 
OMG LOOK AT DIS PROFF DAT KANYE IS PROTECTING THE BIEBS AND RPATS FROM THE EVIL TAYLOR HE IS ON EH JOB GIRLFIEND I CAN STOPP CUTTING MY SELF NOW I KNOW BIEB IS SAFEE FROM HER BIG VAGIN

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LOL GOOD FOR KANYE HE IS A HERO LIKE CHRIS BROWN I LOVED IT AT THE VMAS WHEN HE WAS ALL "I'M GONNA STOP YOU THERE TAYLOR BEFORE YOU SLUT IT UP WITH EVERY ONE IN THE ROOM YOU SLUT!" LOL HE SHAMED HER GOOD AND ALSO I HEAR HARRY IS GETTING OVER HER BY WANKING OVER PHLOX/ARCHER SLASH ON TUMBLR DAT'S RITE HE'S A PHLARCHER AND NO HE ISNT A HOMO IT'S JUST THAT PHLARCHER GOES BEYOND ALL SEXUAL BOUNDARIES GIRLFRIEND!!!
 
PATTINSON IS GETTING IT SEVEN TIMES A DAY11!!11

“They have a very active sex life,” a source tells the magazine. “And like handcuffs, blindfolds, and feathers.” The source goes on to claim that they “regularly” buy dvd’s, costumes and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood.
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ABOUT TIME SHE PUT IT OUT FOR HIM, THAT ARTICLE IS THE TRUTH AND I KNOW COS I SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH PATTINSON SEVEN TIMES AN HOUR AND I HVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS.
 
OMG OMG OMG SO HARD RIGHT NOW LIKE THE HARDEST I'VE EVER BEEN THINKING OF KRISTEN WITH A STRAP-ON FUCKING ROBERT UP THE BUM WHILE HE'S HANDCUFFED AND LOOKING AT HER IN A MIRROR BECAUSE HE KNOWS SHE'S IN CHARGE AND I BET THEY FILM IT AND LET ONE DIRECTION AND JUSTING WATCH AND I BET TAYLOR WISHES SHE COULD SEE IT BUT THEY'D NEVER EVER EVER LET HER WATCH (LIKE, EVER) AND SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO FLICK HERSELF OFF TO RYAN GOSLING LIKE A LOOSER!
 
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ZOMGBBQ KSTEW FLICKZ TO THIS RPATZ FLICKS TO THIS ONE DIRECTION HAS A 5-WAY CZECHBELAMI FLICK TO THIS AT LEAST 2 OF THE THREE JONAS BRO'S FLICK TO THIS AND YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T TELL THE DIFF BETWEEN THE BIEB AND HELIX 8TEENBOY CUZ OMG OMG OMG EVEN THE TATS SCREAM ROUGH TRADE CHECK THE FRESHNESS DATE LOLOMGDSFZ
 
OMG GIRLFIEND I JUST RIPPD MY PANTIES OFF AND THREW THEM AT THE COMPUTER MY DOG RAN AWAY WITH THEM THOGUH.
 
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ZOMG TAYLOR NO WONDER YOU GO THRU SO MANY MEN YOU SMARMY BITCH WHO TOLD YOU TO DRESS LIKE A PROSTITOOT FOR THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS YOU LOOK EGGSACTLY LIKE THE SLUT YOU ARE OLIVIA MUNN KNOWS WHATZ UP FO SHO
 
OMG LOOK AT HER STICKING HER TONGUE RIGHT DOWN THE SHORT MAN'S THROAT DISCUSTING IT'S LIKE SHE WAS LITERALY BLOWING HIM RIGHT THERE ON STAGE.
 
TAYLOR AND HER HUGE VAGIN ALREADY WROTE A SONG ABOUT ONE DIERCTION AND IT'S OALL OVER DTUMBLR OMG LOOK OUT JUSTING I THINK SHE MIGHT HVAE KILLE KANEY AOR MAYB EHE FELL INTO KIM'S JIANT VAGINE YOU AREN NOT SAVE I MIGHT HAVE TO CUT MYSELF THREE TIMES.
 
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