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Perhpas you mean the earlier the hour, the less i care for prose, and the more beer I imbibe har pirate!
 
So, when are you going to stretch those hairy yet slim cheeks out for Henoch, SareK? No way he's recieving in this one. PPV
 
You should really consider pulling your head out of your ass. Your sphincter is cutting off your air supply and you’re becoming delusional.
 
Sarek said:
Awww. Did your testicles finally drop?
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To insult a man with something like this? We both know I've always been your intellectual superior but PLEASE there's no need to lower yourself to Cait status, Sarek.
 
LOL.

Come on Messy. We both know you've been tiptoeing around me ever since your meltdown. So you grew a set of balls tonight and decided to try and test the waters. Big fucking deal.
 
You misconstrue respect as fear? Well then, perhaps I shall put on my pointy ears and twiddle my thumbs until a better diplomatic solution comes along, and tell Henoch to STFU in the meantime.
 
Sarek said:
LOL.

Come on Messy. We both know you've been tiptoeing around me ever since your meltdown. So you grew a set of balls tonight and decided to try and test the waters. Big fucking deal.
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No, I think you have been very naughty. You just tried to misuse my goodwill towards you and turn it against me. Bad things happen when you make my face twitch and make the gears in my skull start to turn.
 
I think the twitch has more to do with over intoxication and that chunky fart you just filled your pants with.
 
I'm not wearing pants at this hour, fool. Futhermore, I am declaring Messenger War on you, no holds-barred. I've had enough of you're lack of meeting me halfway, Henoch-loverboy.
 
Ok.

We’ll do this Messenger style.

Lets skip a long drawn out war and jump straight to the inevitable conclusion. You took your shot; I took mine, blah, blah, blah. You meltdown, you run away for a couple of weeks you come back, we do the mutual respect bullshit thing again and then you declare another Messenger war.

See, I just saved you a shitload of time.
 
You're under the impression that you are something more than an amusing ornament for me here. Not a problem, as it gives you some hope and flavor towards posting after myself and makes you ultimately more interesting.
 
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