On Mine Field Pond

[Cassie]

I bought $40 worth of rocks today. ROCKS.

 

[whisky]

Now you can get your rocks off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SCOOCH ON THE ROCKS PLZ

 

[Cassie]

FISH ON THE ROCKS.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie and rocks at Pondnagra.

 

[Cassie]

Cassie when the water fell.

 

[Dr Dave]

What kind of rocks?

 

[Cassie]

Lava rocks and pea gravel. They're for the bog filter.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the rocks all look like The Rock?

 

[Cassie]

I WISH.

 

[Dr Dave]

That would have cost more anyway!

 

[Cassie]

Pond update:

Things are moving along now. The pond is level, the platforms for filtration boxes are built, I figured out how I'm going to filter it, hoses and bulkheads are on the way, a trip to Ace Hardware is planned for various pvc fittings, a 100 ft 15 amp extension cord and probably a couple more bags of pea gravel and maybe sand if they have it.

Maybe I'll have it all set up by next week. Depends on how fast some of the stuff I ordered gets here. Also, if my filtration EXPLODES that will obviously be a set back.

BERTHA, YOU'RE ALMOST EVICTED FROM THE COMMUNITY TANK. BITCH.

(NOTE TO SELF - do not forget to drill overflow holes around the edge of the pond)

 

[Dr Dave]

Hazza!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The first pond...OF MANY?

 

[Cassie]

I commented on a pond video on youtube, and the old guy said that I would be making a bigger pond someday. Then I thought about it, I had one aquarium, then I had two, then I had three, now I have a small pond. WILL I BE DIGGING UP THE WHOLE YARD NEXT?

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes (I don't know).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just build a moat.

 

[Dr Dave]

And get a alligator.

 

[Loktar]

And sharks that shoot laser beams from their foreheads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's weird how funny Mike Myers was and now he's just nowhere?