ON NOOOOES, WACKY! Perpetual #1 NatalieNatalieNatalie...

[Big Dick McGee]

...is engaged and with child. SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES HER PERFECT FIGURE! :shock:

But her breasts will become huge, so there's that.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She's engaged to a ballet dancer, so there's hope for Wacky yet!

 

[Consumer]

I thought she was engaged TO Wacky!

It's the only thing that makes sense!

(P.S. don't ever date a Ballet dancer, of either sex. Trust me on this)

 

[Dr Dave]

Are they evil?

 

[Consumer]

Yes.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait, ballet dancers have bodies that rival those of most professional athletes. What's the big problem?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they turn into evil swans.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Evil GAY swans.

 

[Cock]

they all have orgies after every practice too

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh my God, Wacky hasn't posted here, and it's been up for like TWO AND A HALF HOURS!! Do you think he's harmed himself upon hearing the news??

 

[Dr Dave]

Be strong CaptainWacky.

 

[Consumer]

Dr. Dave.

Swans are a form of goose.

'nuf said.

 

[Dr Dave]

Swans can go to hell.

 

[Cock]

SHEEP go to heaven

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The Tomtrek]

SHE SHOULD NAME THE BABY MICHELLE.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Seriously if it's twins there's no way she cannot call them Luke and Leia.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

STILL NO WORD FROM WACKY AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CHECK OTHER THREADS TO SEE IF HE'S POSTED HERE DURING THIS TIME-FRAME, SO I WILL JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS AND ASSUME THAT WACKY HAS GONE TO JOIN HIS GRAN AND DOG IN THE GREAT BEYOND (Edinburgh)!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

He's in chat and commented on it, I think.