Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
The world is so cruel
If only we would know
How you feel by night
Because that's when
I have a hardon for you
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I like the way you walk
The swing of your pants
The cut of your jib
I love your ass
And your enormous cock
Because that's perverted
And that's the way I rock
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
You are always in charge
That's in charge and not discharge
Which would be a lot messier
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I realise most of this doesn't rhyme
Nor is it structured in much of equal length
That's because I can't be arsed
To be too creative
I hope you can forgive me
For ending with a ridiculously long line which rambles on for far too long, not really concluding anything, not really sounding much like an ode, nor even complimenting you very much
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I need to apologise
For the last part of this shitty ode
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
Why can't I end this ode?
And why does it make no actual sense at all?
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I own many shoes
Does this make me gay, or am I just hot for you?
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
GBNAANNRRGHYY SHUTFNF FCK YUP !!S GNARGH
The world is so cruel
If only we would know
How you feel by night
Because that's when
I have a hardon for you
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I like the way you walk
The swing of your pants
The cut of your jib
I love your ass
And your enormous cock
Because that's perverted
And that's the way I rock
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
You are always in charge
That's in charge and not discharge
Which would be a lot messier
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I realise most of this doesn't rhyme
Nor is it structured in much of equal length
That's because I can't be arsed
To be too creative
I hope you can forgive me
For ending with a ridiculously long line which rambles on for far too long, not really concluding anything, not really sounding much like an ode, nor even complimenting you very much
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I need to apologise
For the last part of this shitty ode
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
Why can't I end this ode?
And why does it make no actual sense at all?
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
I own many shoes
Does this make me gay, or am I just hot for you?
Oh Paulie Paulie Paulie
GBNAANNRRGHYY SHUTFNF FCK YUP !!S GNARGH