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ON SATURDAYS

Gagh

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WACKY STABS GERBILS DRESSED UP AS DALEKS IN THE HEAD WITH A COMPASS. THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, BECAUSE BURT KWOK TOLD ME.
 
I blame Hambil™

(I was too lazy to make a cute meme -- it is Saturday after all).
 
That wacky WACKY!
 
STABBY STABBY, DON'T GET CRABBY, HAVE TO KILL, MY ONLY THRILL
 
Oh my god he's going to BLOW!
 
BLOW, BLOW, WAY TO GO, YOU'VE FIGURED OUT MY PLAN, TO BE THE ONLY MAN
 
Duck Duck Goose and Cover everybody!
 
Duck Duck Goose and Cover everybody!

I didn't bring enough towels to cover people or ducks. I didn't know there was gonna be so many people. I can goose everybody though.
 
Poor planing ruins the party!
 
On this particular Saturday, I'm balls deep into a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. With tonic and lime.

How are you?
 
I enjoy gin and tonics as well, haven't had one today though.
 
WACKY STABS GERBILS DRESSED UP AS DALEKS IN THE HEAD WITH A COMPASS.

Ant and Dec present from the side and pass cheeky comments as the compass hits.

"ooh did it squeal there!?"
 
"WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, WERE YOU, EH, EH, AN UGLY WOMAN CAN SING!"
 
Ant & Dec to sexually satisfy Susan Boyle for the first time on national television.
 
PEBBLES THE CAT TO PURR ALONG
 
MEOW
 
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