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Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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Look at these users who have lost everything, see how they turn their defeat into victory; now that their pleasures have been taken away the status of banned saves them from endless boredom.

Is not that the pinnacle of perversion?
 
Well, these guys are a year and a half old and I'm just sorting through them, picking out some crabs and sizing them and then I'm going to put them back into a larger mesh cage so that they'll hopefully grow a little bit faster. What I have in my hand is about the size of my thumbnail and this is probably about a year and a half old. And they're relatively round in shape and they have ridges on them, if you were to scrape your fingernail along them, and those are the growth rings and much like a tree, it leaves a ridge at the end of its growing spurt and you can tell just how old a Cohog is by the deep ridges. And this heavy ridge there is what we would call I guess a yearly ring.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Look at these users who have lost everything, see how they turn their defeat into victory; now that their pleasures have been taken away the status of banned saves them from endless boredom.

Is not that the pinnacle of perversion?
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On second thought, this is an interesting thread. I shall therefore indulge Sir Raffles.

I see these users having lost everything they had, indeed. I see them doing their level best to turn their rout into some sort of conquest. However what pleases these little twats is also what will cause their eventual anihilation. Within that simple little pleasure otherwise known as banishment they have found strength and fortitude to persevere in the face of extreme dangers of ennui.

That, my friend, is the apogee of perverse morality.
 
EXISLES...THE HOME OF FACISM



I have no idea how I fell into the Exisle swamp. At first i thought it was
the usual playpen for those without a life. Unfortunately for me, I put
up an 'alert' so that if there were new topics, I'd be alerted.

Well, one of the alerts was this chappie who had come from Russia
was living in America, had problems adjusting and the zombies on
Exisles were attacking him.

So I jumped in, figured these are provencial assholes, as opposed to
sophisticated assholes who don't know there are other coutries in
the world.

so far so good.

A month or so later I see an alert from one Daniel who is being driven
off Exisles because he posted what the Bible says about homosexuality.

Well I get on, post to him, tell him about my country, jamaica, and every
rabid lavendar weasle comes at me. It was a real gang trolling by weasles.

So I respond. I quote the Laws of Jamaica. Didn't think that was controversial. Ha.

I get banned for a month. I try to contact the chief fascist to say look,
just delete my account, my posts. I don't believe in fascism and i don't
want to be associated with you or your MB.

Of course the weasle didn't respond.

So Exisles, as the Bard puts it

Trolling TBBS is so 2002. Everything now is about ExIsle.
Go there and get banned, and then we can talk.
RobL











 
Glammour Boy said:
Well, these guys are a year and a half old and I'm just sorting through them, picking out some crabs and sizing them and then I'm going to put them back into a larger mesh cage so that they'll hopefully grow a little bit faster. What I have in my hand is about the size of my thumbnail and this is probably about a year and a half old. And they're relatively round in shape and they have ridges on them, if you were to scrape your fingernail along them, and those are the growth rings and much like a tree, it leaves a ridge at the end of its growing spurt and you can tell just how old a Cohog is by the deep ridges. And this heavy ridge there is what we would call I guess a yearly ring.
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Why do you want your crabs to get bigger? You should go to a doctor and find out how to get that shit removed. Quit picking at them and get some treatment to get that shit removed!
 
Sarek said:
^Not exceptionally bright are you?
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When I read this board, my IQ goes down 100 points, but when I'm not, it's normal. I don't know why this happens, maybe all of you fucktards shouldn't be so stupid.
 
PoopOnAStick said:
When I read this board, my IQ goes down 100 points, but when I'm not, it's normal. I don't know why this happens, maybe all of you fucktards shouldn't be so stupid.
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Well. I figured you for stupid right off the bat. But I had no idea IQ's could go into the negative numbers.
 
PoopOnAStick said:
I certainly wouldn't copy off of you.
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That would be wise. The large increase in intellectual capability might raise suspicions that you had been cheating.
 
PoopOnAStick said:
No, the large decrease would certainly prove that I was cheating off of some retard that thinks he's a Vulcan.
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Yes, that would be almost as sad as exchanging insults with a retard that believes he's poop on a stick.
 
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