Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Tomorrow night, the Hashers are throwing a party.
"Hashers" bill themselves as a "drinking club with a running problem." We're all perpetual teenagers (even though some are well into their fifties) and we meet each week to drink beer, follow a trail of flower laid by "hares", drink some more beer, sing songs, tell jokes, and drink beer. Best of all, "bimbos" (hasher girls) tend to be more promiscuous than most women. :techman: So Friday night should be a good time.
But here's the catch: while I was doing my reconnaissance to see where I need to be tomorrow night, I discovered that the hall they're renting for the dance is run by communists. Shit. In Googling up the name of the place, I was getting hits that were making my Spidey Sense tingle. When I actually found the place's website, it gave me the creeping horrors.
So here I am. Stuck on the horns of a dilemma. I can either pass up a pretty good time and a night of virtually guaranteed wild sex, or I can contribute my money to support communists. The only way I can figure out of this situation is to go, but to then do more damage to the place than I paid for the ticket. :S:
"Hashers" bill themselves as a "drinking club with a running problem." We're all perpetual teenagers (even though some are well into their fifties) and we meet each week to drink beer, follow a trail of flower laid by "hares", drink some more beer, sing songs, tell jokes, and drink beer. Best of all, "bimbos" (hasher girls) tend to be more promiscuous than most women. :techman: So Friday night should be a good time.
But here's the catch: while I was doing my reconnaissance to see where I need to be tomorrow night, I discovered that the hall they're renting for the dance is run by communists. Shit. In Googling up the name of the place, I was getting hits that were making my Spidey Sense tingle. When I actually found the place's website, it gave me the creeping horrors.
So here I am. Stuck on the horns of a dilemma. I can either pass up a pretty good time and a night of virtually guaranteed wild sex, or I can contribute my money to support communists. The only way I can figure out of this situation is to go, but to then do more damage to the place than I paid for the ticket. :S:
