The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Hitlers and snipers and mamas oh my
There's too many kitty's they must all die"
Said The Junkyard's owner, miss hammers with a sigh
But without a dog how would she get by?
She had an old cow, but it's meat was tood dry
She found a weak little hamster and gave it a try
"If the engine could, and Rudolph could fly,
maybe poisoned rodent meat can make the cats cry!"
There's too many kitty's they must all die"
Said The Junkyard's owner, miss hammers with a sigh
But without a dog how would she get by?
She had an old cow, but it's meat was tood dry
She found a weak little hamster and gave it a try
"If the engine could, and Rudolph could fly,
maybe poisoned rodent meat can make the cats cry!"