CaptainWacky
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(Empty stage. The old RAW IS WAR theme starts playing. A man dressed as a bottle of lemonade comes onto the stage. The music stops.)
Man: RAW IS WAR'S A THORN...IN YOUR EYE!
(He stands in silence for 45 seconds.)
Man: This is my life!
(He curls up in a ball on the floor.)
Man: WOE IS ME! WAAAAH!
(He starts kicking his feet.)
Man: OH THE WOE, THE WOE, WHEN WILL IT END!
(He stands up and takes a bow.)
Man: Oh well, at least I'm immortal!
(He takes his lemonade suit off and he's naked underneath, except for two lego bricks stuck over his nipples for some reaon.)
Man: CACKLE CACKLE, I AM THE MAN OF WAR! IMPACT!
(He does a dance.)
Man: MY DANCE IS LAYING THE SMICK DOON ON ALL YOUR FATASSES!
(He stops, stands still for 17 seconds, then puts the lemonade custome back on.)
Man: MURDER IS FUNNY!
(He skips off the stage. The Ghostbusters' song plays for five minutes. The man then sticks his head back out.)
Man: WHO YA GONNA CALL...MOTHERFUCKERS!
(He pulls his head back in and is gone. The curtain lowers. There is then a loud bang, but nothing else happens.)
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Man: RAW IS WAR'S A THORN...IN YOUR EYE!
(He stands in silence for 45 seconds.)
Man: This is my life!
(He curls up in a ball on the floor.)
Man: WOE IS ME! WAAAAH!
(He starts kicking his feet.)
Man: OH THE WOE, THE WOE, WHEN WILL IT END!
(He stands up and takes a bow.)
Man: Oh well, at least I'm immortal!
(He takes his lemonade suit off and he's naked underneath, except for two lego bricks stuck over his nipples for some reaon.)
Man: CACKLE CACKLE, I AM THE MAN OF WAR! IMPACT!
(He does a dance.)
Man: MY DANCE IS LAYING THE SMICK DOON ON ALL YOUR FATASSES!
(He stops, stands still for 17 seconds, then puts the lemonade custome back on.)
Man: MURDER IS FUNNY!
(He skips off the stage. The Ghostbusters' song plays for five minutes. The man then sticks his head back out.)
Man: WHO YA GONNA CALL...MOTHERFUCKERS!
(He pulls his head back in and is gone. The curtain lowers. There is then a loud bang, but nothing else happens.)
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