One Christmas....

[Mentalist]

I tied two pillows to my chest and back with a belt in a bid to be a ninja turtle.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah? Well, one Xmas I coloured myself in with a Pink Highlighter and contracted measles to be Mr Blobby.

 

[Mentalist]

Yeah! YEAH!!


No, I got nothing to top that..

 

[CaptainWacky]

one christmas I WEEPED FOR ALL HUMANITY

 

[Mentalist]

aS"Df

 

[Gagh]

THIS CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, I CONTRACTED AIDS FROM A GAY.

 

[Gagh]

THEN I PUSHED MY PLONKER THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL, AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY

 

[Mentalist]

THEN I SAWED YOUR NAME INTO MY FOREHEAD AND THREW OGAMI AT FAYE DUNAWAY.

 

[Gagh]

BECAUSE SHAGGY DID A POO IN MY SLIPPER MAKING ME SWING AND SWAY

 

[Mentalist]

I REALLY WISH I'D BEEN THERE I'M SURE IT WOULD OF BEEN QUITE THE MAGICAL DAY

 

[Gagh]

INSTEAD BADGER WAS MAKING MASHED POTATO AND BODGER WAS ON PLAY BY PLAY

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND JERRY LAWLER COULDN'T HANDLE THE COMPETITION SO HE HAD SEX WITH ROB CONWAY

 

[Mentalist]

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME QUITE RETARDED I'VE HEARD BETTER RYHMES FROM SILENT BOBS FRIEND JAY.

 

[Gagh]

I'M SORRY MENTY, BUT YOU MUST SEE THIS THREAD IS BEING DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M THE ONE WHO RUINED IT, SO I'LL KILL MYSELF TODAY

 

[Mentalist]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL WE TAKE BUSHES DOG TO GUANTANAMO BAY.

 

[Loktar]

One Xmas I sat around in my titey whiteys and a dorky wool hat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX WITH RJ

 

[Gagh]

DARGO SAW THE CHRISTMAS PUDDING. HIS IS BIGGER.