One Christmas....

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

I tied two pillows to my chest and back with a belt in a bid to be a ninja turtle.

Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

Yeah? Well, one Xmas I coloured myself in with a Pink Highlighter and contracted measles to be Mr Blobby.

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

Yeah! YEAH!!

No, I got nothing to top that..

CaptainWacky · Oct 22, 2006

one christmas I WEEPED FOR ALL HUMANITY

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

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Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

THIS CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART

CaptainWacky · Oct 22, 2006

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, I CONTRACTED AIDS FROM A GAY.

Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

THEN I PUSHED MY PLONKER THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL, AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

THEN I SAWED YOUR NAME INTO MY FOREHEAD AND THREW OGAMI AT FAYE DUNAWAY.

Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

BECAUSE SHAGGY DID A POO IN MY SLIPPER MAKING ME SWING AND SWAY

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

I REALLY WISH I'D BEEN THERE I'M SURE IT WOULD OF BEEN QUITE THE MAGICAL DAY

Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

INSTEAD BADGER WAS MAKING MASHED POTATO AND BODGER WAS ON PLAY BY PLAY

CaptainWacky · Oct 22, 2006

AND JERRY LAWLER COULDN'T HANDLE THE COMPETITION SO HE HAD SEX WITH ROB CONWAY

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME QUITE RETARDED I'VE HEARD BETTER RYHMES FROM SILENT BOBS FRIEND JAY.

Gagh · Oct 22, 2006

I'M SORRY MENTY, BUT YOU MUST SEE THIS THREAD IS BEING DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY.

CaptainWacky · Oct 22, 2006

I'M THE ONE WHO RUINED IT, SO I'LL KILL MYSELF TODAY

Mentalist · Oct 22, 2006

YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL WE TAKE BUSHES DOG TO GUANTANAMO BAY.

Loktar · Oct 23, 2006

One Xmas I sat around in my titey whiteys and a dorky wool hat.

CaptainWacky · Oct 24, 2006

SEX WITH RJ

Gagh · Oct 24, 2006

DARGO SAW THE CHRISTMAS PUDDING. HIS IS BIGGER.