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bad guy played by former A list celeb "When the murder happened I was on another continent, on live tv, surrounded by 10,000 people, the murder was caught on video, and ten witnesses swear it was a black guy"
Columbo"Ah but you forgot one little thing"
Bad guy "thank fuck for that, the guilt was killing me, I confess, what was the thing?"
Columbo "Nah, I had nothing, but thanks for confessing"
COLUMBO: OLD MISS TWEEDY WAS SAVAGLEY RAPED, BEATEN, HUNG, DRAWN, QUARTERED, BURNT, SLICED, DICED, THROWN OUT OF THE TOP WINDOW OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING, DRAGGED HALF A MILE OVER BROKEN GLASS STAMPED ON BY NEO-NAZIS FOR THREE HOURS PISSED ON BY A SHIRE HORSE AND THROWN IN A GARBAGE BIN WHERE SHE WAS REMOVED THREE DAYS LATER AND TURNED INTO A KEBAB ONLY GAZZA WOULD EAT AFTER A MONUMENTAL PISS UP.
POIROT: *TWIDDLES HIS STUPID MOUSTACHE*
JESSICA FLETCHER: OH ITS LUCKY I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE AREA WHEN THIS SAVAGE MURDER TOOK PLACE. I THINK ITS TIME I SNOOPED AROUND BEING A NOSEY COW.
SCOOBIES: IT WAS PROBABLY OLD MR JOHNSON THE FAIR GROUND OWNER
COLOMBO: I DIDN'T DISCOVER AMAERICA AND WEAR THIS HUGE UNGAINLY COAT THROUGH 35 RECORD BREAKING SUMMERS TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
DATALOCK: ME AND MY GOOD SIR THE BLIND NIGGER ENGINEER WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE!