One Hundred Thousand (100,000) Posts

[CaptainWacky]

JAI HO MOTHERFUCER IT'S THAT NEW WACKY RHYME MADE 100,000 POSTS IN VIRTUALLY NO TIME SEVEN YEARS AIN'T SHIT COULD DO IT STANDING ON MY HEAD LIFE IS SO SHORT YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD BUT LIVE FOR THE MOMENT SPAM FOR THE MOMENT SPAM YOUR LITTLE NOSE OFF FOR THE FUCKDAMN MOMENT BUT DON'T EAT BEES BECAUSE THEY'LL STING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH IF YOU DO AND TRUST ME MOTHERFUCKERS YOU DON'T WANT THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH STUNG BY NO BEES JAI HO

SOME SHOUT OUTS

TOMTREK, MANDOG, YOU ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME, ALWAYS SUPPORTED ME, I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TWELVE NEROONS

FUDDLEMIFF YOU CRAZY JEWISH POSTMAN, THE WAY YOU POST THOSE LETTERS MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE SEXIER THAN AN ASTRONAUT

HARKLEY YOU BREAD EATING HERBIVORE, DON'T EVER LET THE BASTARDS CONVINCE YOU TO CUT YOUR FEET OFF

MENTALIST WHO COULD FORGET YOU AND YOUR CRONIES, ALWAYS PUSHING ME ON MAN WITH YOUR PUSHING HANDS YOU WERE THE FIRST MAN I EVER LOVED AND THE LAST PERSON I EVER KISSED

CASSIE WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?

BDM, IS IT TRUE YOU AND LAKER GIRL ARE GETTING A MERMAID?

JAI HO

JAI HO ONE AND ALL


AND WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE WHO I CAN'T BE BOTHERED MENTIOING BECAUSEN STHEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME?

HAHAHAHAHHA THAT'S RIGHT I WAS A HEEL ALL LONG

EXCEPT WHISKY

AND HEADVOID THE BIG IRISH DONKEY

AND DAVE

AND HENCOH

AND TISI

AND CURIOUSA

AND ARCHIBALD NIXON

AND ISH

AND RICKY GERVAIS

AND SBV

AND WHO COULD FORGET GAGH

AND ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE

ANYWAY

I DON'T CARE IF I DIDN'T MENTION YOU

BECAUSE

I'M JUST TYPEING

LOL

IT MEANS NOTHING

JAI HO

SREE TO WIN

DIRK FUNK?

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

I'M LEAVING, NOW

100,000 POSTS

THAT MEANS I'M LEAVING

BYE

JAI HO

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER

REMEMBER ME...AS A WACKY CAPTAIN

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Never forget us, Captain Wacky. Never forget us and our ways.

 

[Loktar]

WTF? You mentioned Dirk Funk and not me?

Fuck you then go on and leave. See if I care(I do care).

Congrats on the 100,000 posts, fucknose!

*scuttles back to the Badlands*

 

[FBI parte due]

Who's up for flying over to the UK and chaining ourselves to the Swiss Re building until Nick Griffin caves and sends out the BNP secret police to force Wacky to post here again, FOREVER?

(I'm up for that.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BI WACKY I LOVE U MAN EVEN IF U DIDNT MENTION ME AND U STILL OWE ME TEN "QUID" AS YOU TYPES CALL IT LOL WOTdsklajfjnv;lsdkdjf;sd;

 

[Dr Dave]

Goodbye fair Wacky, may you someday explain what jai ho means.

Congratulations on 100,000 posts.

You did it without post enhancing drugs (like the MLB people use).

You are now and forever will be not a fish penis.

GOOD NIGHT

 

[Gagh]

WELL DONE ON BECOMING TK'S FIRST GENUINE 100K POSTER WAPTAIN CACKY!

 

[curiousa2z]

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!

 

[Cassie]

MAY CAPTAIN KIRK FILL YOUR DREAMS WITH DRAMATIC PAUSES WHILST MR SPOCK MASSAGES YOUR COCKLES AND SCOTTY BEAMS YOU UP TO HEAVEN IN YOUR ROW BOAT SHAPED LIKE A DUCK QUACK QUACK QUACK ALL IN A ROW.

 

[Aquehonga]

SkipperWack's flying the coop without answering me questions 3:

1- Are CaptainWacky & JonathonWally really the same personhpquestion:

2- Was GoodWillRiker really a clever, savvy, witty dual of CaptainWacky &/or JonathonWally (redundant if CW==JW)hpquestion:

3- Do only :retard:s think CW, JW & GWR are probably the same personhpquestion:


As your leaving CaptainWacky, may good fortune shit on your head

 

[Cassie]

Wacky is not Wally, IMO, or any of the other people you suspect him to be.

 

[Harkley]

!!! YAYZ

GRATZ SON!

 

[Ishcabittle]

wacky is the shiz-nit. when i post here, i'm basically trying to be as funny as wacky. trying, the operative word there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAI HO MOTHERFUCER IT'S THAT NEW WACKY RHYME MADE 100,000 POSTS IN VIRTUALLY NO TIME SEVEN YEARS AIN'T SHIT COULD DO IT STANDING ON MY HEAD LIFE IS SO SHORT YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD BUT LIVE FOR THE MOMENT SPAM FOR THE MOMENT SPAM YOUR LITTLE NOSE OFF FOR THE FUCKDAMN MOMENT BUT DON'T EAT BEES BECAUSE THEY'LL STING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH IF YOU DO AND TRUST ME MOTHERFUCKERS YOU DON'T WANT THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH STUNG BY NO BEES JAI HO

SOME SHOUT OUTS

TOMTREK, MANDOG, YOU ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME, ALWAYS SUPPORTED ME, I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TWELVE NEROONS

FUDDLEMIFF YOU CRAZY JEWISH POSTMAN, THE WAY YOU POST THOSE LETTERS MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE SEXIER THAN AN ASTRONAUT

HARKLEY YOU BREAD EATING HERBIVORE, DON'T EVER LET THE BASTARDS CONVINCE YOU TO CUT YOUR FEET OFF

MENTALIST WHO COULD FORGET YOU AND YOUR CRONIES, ALWAYS PUSHING ME ON MAN WITH YOUR PUSHING HANDS YOU WERE THE FIRST MAN I EVER LOVED AND THE LAST PERSON I EVER KISSED

CASSIE WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?

BDM, IS IT TRUE YOU AND LAKER GIRL ARE GETTING A MERMAID?

JAI HO

JAI HO ONE AND ALL


AND WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE WHO I CAN'T BE BOTHERED MENTIOING BECAUSEN STHEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME?

HAHAHAHAHHA THAT'S RIGHT I WAS A HEEL ALL LONG

EXCEPT WHISKY

AND HEADVOID THE BIG IRISH DONKEY

AND DAVE

AND HENCOH

AND TISI

AND CURIOUSA

AND ARCHIBALD NIXON

AND ISH

AND RICKY GERVAIS

AND SBV

AND WHO COULD FORGET GAGH

AND ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE

ANYWAY

I DON'T CARE IF I DIDN'T MENTION YOU

BECAUSE

I'M JUST TYPEING

LOL

IT MEANS NOTHING

JAI HO

SREE TO WIN

DIRK FUNK?

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

I'M LEAVING, NOW

100,000 POSTS

THAT MEANS I'M LEAVING

BYE

JAI HO

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER

REMEMBER ME...AS A WACKY CAPTAIN

AND EGGS AND LOKTAR TOO THE BIG TWINS BROTHERS FROM DIFFERENT HILTERS

 

[curiousa2z]

O Captain, My Captain!(stolen from something)


*calls off invasion of Scotland*

 

[Dr Dave]

It is a good day to live.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHERE'S THAT GRAPH OF POST COUNTS GAGH OR SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE POSTED ONCE FOUR YEARS AGO?

 

[curiousa2z]

hmmm...dunno.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHERE'S THAT GRAPH OF POST COUNTS GAGH OR SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE POSTED ONCE FOUR YEARS AGO?

Dunno about everyone else's posts, but I remember doing this:

Updated for your pleasure.

 

[curiousa2z]

that graph made me chuckle.