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whisky

Boobie inspector
If you could care less, that means you COULD care less.

I couldn't care less is far more accurate.
 
Americans!
 
:rwmad:
 
Not all of them!
 
I just read a post by someone from BRITLAND saying I could care less, SO THERE! Actually he's probably American.. but until I find out for sure I'm not claiming him.
 
Hit me baby one more time?
 
I HAVE A FERENGI BONER


*is now determined to make the above a hip catchphrase*
 
Like I said, these things start with americans then spread all over the world via the internet. I've heard britisih people say "you do the math"!
 
lol..
 
IT'S MATHS. SHORT FOR MATHEMATICS. IT'S PLURAL. AND IT'S A STUPID PHRASE ANYWAY.
 
WHY IS MATHEMATICS ALWAYS PLURAL?
 
FERENGI BONERS!! THAT'S PLURAL!!TWO HOT FERENGI BONERS LATINUM SEX BLING BLING DABO GIRLS SEX SEX SEX OOMOX!!
 
Or maybe it's short for I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOU TO SOLVE THIS PARTICULAR MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM, AS IT IS FAIRLY SELF EVIDENT.

No plurals there.

Also, someone saying they could care less can be just as cutting as couldn't, they just don't finish the thought by enumerating the conditions under which they would.

SO DIE YOU GRAVY SUCKING BINGLENECKED WOBBLIES LOL
 
Eventually they will eliminate even more words from the phrase, and it will just be "care less?" making the last word sound like a question.
 
We humans need our brains to evolve faster to keep up with the way in which our languages are being honed. Or someday soon every word will be represented by "." and "?" and "!"

OK, we'll throw in "..." for a little mystery.
 
THE MATHEMATIC EQUATION OF LIFE.

lol, mathematic is not always plural SO I CAN SAY MATH IF i WANT TO.
 
But British people shouldn't.
 
I often find myself saying "I guess" or "I figure" which is totally American and in some ways quite annoying. I mean, 90% of the time when someone says "I guess", they're actually quite certain of what they're saying and there's no guesswork involved.
 
I say "I guess" when I mean that I don't want to. LIKE when someone asks me to go shopping with them and I say "I guess" followed by a sigh.
 
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