One of our cats keeps drinking out the bathroom sink

[Tisiphone]

With urine?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, with Steve Austin's patented finishing move.

 

[curiousa2z]

PUTS THE CURSE OF CATWOMAN ON WACKY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cat on cat attacks continue to rise

 

[curiousa2z]

Times have changed since I was a kid.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I blame the music.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When that cat rapped in that Paula Abdul video, that's when things started to unravel for civilization.

 

[curiousa2z]

we are dooooomed.

 

[Tisiphone]

More like we are puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuured.

 

[Cassie]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Rap Cat

 

[curiousa2z]

What's with those rap cats anyway?
I never unnerstand a word they're sayin'!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rapecat set for return!?

 

[Dr Dave]

People assume that I want their unwanted cats so they drop them off in the middle of the night. There are seven of the little vermin living in my yard now. What is it about a barn that makes people think that? The latest arrival has been neutered and is wearing a nice green flea collar.

You have a barn?

What do you keep in it?

Your in Florida right, does your barn contain a meth lab?

Do you eat cats?

 

[Laker_Girl]

One time Retrotrek's super fat cat Dodi hopped his giant ass up on the window sill and he was so fat he popped the screen out and fell two stories. He was fine though, all that fat cushioned his fall I imagine.

 

[Cassie]

You have a barn?

What do you keep in it?

Your in Florida right, does your barn contain a meth lab?

Do you eat cats?

Yes, I have a barn.

A tractor, a riding lawn mower, hay, and a lot of junk that has accumulated over teh years.

Yes, I am in Florida. No the barn doesn't contain a meth lab, meth labs are highly flammable and are better suited to motel rooms.

I don't eat cats, but they're probably tasty.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Only ants may rap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope to see the return of Karl's music career now that he's senselessly quite medecine.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, I have a barn.

A tractor, a riding lawn mower, hay, and a lot of junk that has accumulated over teh years.

Yes, I am in Florida. No the barn doesn't contain a meth lab, meth labs are highly flammable and are better suited to motel rooms.

I don't eat cats, but they're probably tasty.

Some follow up questions

What kind of barn?

Does your tractor have any dead cats on it?

Have you ever had a meth lab in said hotel room?

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was the cat that died, by the way (I didn't really throw her out the window) so if your cat starts drinking out the bathroom sink, take it to a vet.

 

[curiousa2z]

ok.