Dr Fuckofff
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Don't worry, nobody actually gives a fuck...
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One Requires a Fucking Reputation To Play Arcade??
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SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
FBI parte due said:
Never heard of a rhetorical question have you? I did not expect an answer simply because I do not give a flying fuck. The fact many posted within this thread is proof positive I was correct to post here. Everyone gets to put in their 2 cents. You did. I thank you for you attempt at that difficult task called THINKING.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Dr Fuckofff said:
Precisely my point. Someone who actually gets it.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Ishcabittle said:
Actually you are correct. I am new to THIS forum. I have been banned from all others. Natch. *beams with pride*
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Stage directions in message board posts are one of the more useless and laughable habits since anagrams for rolling on the floor...What kind of douchebag feels the need to actually describe that he's rolling his eyes, picking his nose, or scratching his nuts?
Hey, Googleboy: since you have time to vomit endless cut-and-paste trivia about that mudhole in the north atlantic, why don't you look up Piaget's "imagined audience" and "personal fable"?
Hey, Googleboy: since you have time to vomit endless cut-and-paste trivia about that mudhole in the north atlantic, why don't you look up Piaget's "imagined audience" and "personal fable"?
Peter Octavian
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FBI parte due
Folces Weard
For someone who doesn't give a fuck, you seem to have racked up quite a few posts in this thread.SaintLucifer said:
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
Someone's been hard at work.
that orange cat
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SaintLucifer said:
can i play too? i'd love to try out pacman, i've heard great things. my word, i hope you didn't use permanent marker on your penis!
Ishcabittle
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WHAT HAPPENS IF IT TURNS OUT DEFORMED!?!!?
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Hambil said:
Go suck your momma's dick. Read the words below my avatar and review the following: http://www.picfury.com/4/TKD-3.html
Hambil
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
[Mr. Garrison's house, night. A second-story window casts a shadow of Mr. Garrison at his laptop computer. He types…]
Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts
Oh yeah, now this is getting good [sips some wine]
Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard.
[taps his chin with his left index finger]
His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his [pauses] penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool.
It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis.
Diana's nipples
[music cuts off. He thinks]
Uh, let's see…
[taps his chin with his right index finger]
Diana's nipples…
Oh, writer's block, writer's block! Hmmm. Crap! I'm stuck. Oh well, maybe that's enough writing for today, Mr. Hat.
Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts
Oh yeah, now this is getting good [sips some wine]
Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard.
[taps his chin with his left index finger]
His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his [pauses] penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool.
It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis.
Diana's nipples
[music cuts off. He thinks]
Uh, let's see…
[taps his chin with his right index finger]
Diana's nipples…
Oh, writer's block, writer's block! Hmmm. Crap! I'm stuck. Oh well, maybe that's enough writing for today, Mr. Hat.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Hambil said:
Strange, psychotic individual. Very sad to see one become insane in front of everyone. Do not worry dear child. Lots of psychiatrists out there. You only need to find the money with which you may pay that psychiatrist for you treatments. I would suggest a stay at the looney bin with padded walls surrounding you.
http://www.picfury.com/4/TKD-3.html
Hambil
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
[Mr. Garrison's house, night. He's back at his laptop. He's typing with only his left hand now, while Mr. Hat sits on his right hand]
Mr. Garrison: Chapter 18
Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about.
Oh yeah, Mr. Hat. Hot lesbo scene comin' up!
And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused. "Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me."
Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca's bare stomach with her fingertips… It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warn to the touch. In Rebecca's mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises.
[unconsciously, his right hand lowers down towards his crotch and is soon out of view, but the arm moves around some…]
They presented themselves tall and mighty all around her, with
[catches himself in the act] Mr. Hat, what the hell are you doing?!
[looks around to see that no one is watching, then happily] Oh, Mr. Hat.
Mr. Garrison: Chapter 18
Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about.
Oh yeah, Mr. Hat. Hot lesbo scene comin' up!
And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused. "Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me."
Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca's bare stomach with her fingertips… It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warn to the touch. In Rebecca's mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises.
[unconsciously, his right hand lowers down towards his crotch and is soon out of view, but the arm moves around some…]
They presented themselves tall and mighty all around her, with
[catches himself in the act] Mr. Hat, what the hell are you doing?!
[looks around to see that no one is watching, then happily] Oh, Mr. Hat.
Thug Angel
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For once, you make sense. Thug Angel didn't realize that until the other day. What horseshit.SaintLucifer said:
Eggs Mayonnaise
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People aren't banned here, so there has to be some consequences for being an career asshole.
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