One up the bum, no harm done

[CaptainWacky]

JASfsgggggggggggggg gj apcinas g hacl charle capsp sl the ockhitler the FIB JFK PRin BALLAtgsg lkd ggggggggggg gggggg cat peorong l Bd smake me a potaot

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THINGS GO BETTER WITH BUM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M SHCOKED THAT YOU REPLIED TO THIS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MY CHALRES CAPPS ALERT WENT OFF. I LOVE THAT MAN!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU LVOE WHAT HE's PACKING

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HES NOT AS GAY AS ANTONYF BUT ID STILL HIT IT

 

[Ishcabittle]

LIST OF PEOPLE EGGS WOULDN'T HIT:

1). NIXON
2). TERRY GILLIAM
3). PRINCESS DI

THAT'S IT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! TERRY GILLIAM IS BRILLIANT AND NOT AT ALL UNFUCKABLE!!!

At least he wasn't 20 years ago.

But the other two, yeah. Being long dead and all.

 

[whisky]

I thought Nixons head was attactched to a giant robot body now?

 

[FBI parte due]

THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THING GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Ishcabittle]

OK, SO HERE'S THE REVISED LIST, BOILDED DOWN TO ITS PRIMARY ELEMENTS.

LIST OF PEOPLE EGGS WOULDN'T HIT:

1). ANY DEAD PERSON

THAT'S IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T RULE OUT DEAD ELVIS

 

[Ishcabittle]

OK.

PEOPLE EGGS WOULDN'T HIT:

1). DEAD PEOPLE (EXCEPT FOR DEAD ELVIS).

HAPPY?

 

[Conchaga]

I'm sure that John Holmes would be another exception.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Alright, why don't we just have Eggs write up the fucking list. GAWD. I'M SO SICK OF BEING UNDERAPPRECIATED FOR MY LIST MAKING. FUCK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure he wouldn't hit a man with glasses either.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Guys don't make passes
at girls who wear glasses

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why not?

 

[Gagh]

Isn't this what Glenn Quinn said to Joss Whedon to get his job on Angel, and also his last words when OD'ing?