Only 22 for a couple more minutes..

[Cassie]

I prefer the bare chest, over the hairy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If only because it shows how much the cuffs and collars don't match.

Still a grand thing to behold, tho.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I will never been a skinny soccer (football) player with a shaved chest

I must now become (more) neurotic and depressed because I will never live up to an impossible physical ideal.

 

[curiousa2z]

Fuddlemiff, where'd ya get that one?!!!

much apppreciated - don't have that in my collection




ZANG.


Hairy chest R Winner!




*fans self*


....did it suddenly get warm in here?

 

[curiousa2z]

erm, Dork Lord, these football players are out on the pitch for 90 minutes a game - it's not an impossible physical ideal - these are professional athletes, and eat and train accordingly.

Especially in the English Premiere League.



AND HE'S NOT skinny!

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, don't be depressed ya big pickle.. we all have impossible dreams of doing naughty things to sexy football players and HITLER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND WACKY'S AXE.

 

[curiousa2z]

well, that goes without saying.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Here's another similar one..

and a couple others you might've seen..

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, don't be depressed ya big pickle.. we all have impossible dreams of doing naughty things to sexy football players and HITLER.

Now I'm too confused and nervous to be depressed.

THANX CASSIE!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

erm, Dork Lord, these football players are out on the pitch for 90 minutes a game - it's not an impossible physical ideal - these are professional athletes, and eat and train accordingly.

Especially in the English Premiere League.



AND HE'S NOT skinny!

I meant impossible FOR ME.

Even when I was an active duty Marine, and ran 5 miles every day, I STILL had a gut. I inherited my mom's metabolism, instead of my dad's.