ONLY THE SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES

[CaptainWacky]

that wud be hot

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yoda's a Sith.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tom Cruise to play Frodo.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Star Wars directed by Kevin Smith!

Luke Skywalker: Matt Damon
Han Solo: Jason Lee
Darth Vader: George Carlin

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ben Affleck as Chewie?

 

[headvoid]

If only the Sith deal in absolutes then I know who I would ask for directions:

Can you tell me the way to the Bus station?

Sith -

Yes, it's just down there on the right

Jedi -

One should ask why you wish to gain use of a vehicle of this nature, my young friend

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sorry, but I just can't get behind a villainous following that sounds like you're lisping when you identify yourself.

I got enough problems riding on the bus, y'know?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's probably why they stopped calling themselves "The Sith" by the time of the original trilogy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In space no one can hear you snicker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Plus if you do snicker there's the whole "Force Choke, Die" thing.