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ONLY THE SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES

that wud be hot
 
Yoda's a Sith.
 
Tom Cruise to play Frodo.
 
Star Wars directed by Kevin Smith!

Luke Skywalker: Matt Damon
Han Solo: Jason Lee
Darth Vader: George Carlin
 
Ben Affleck as Chewie?
 
If only the Sith deal in absolutes then I know who I would ask for directions:

Can you tell me the way to the Bus station?

Sith -
Yes, it's just down there on the right

Jedi -
One should ask why you wish to gain use of a vehicle of this nature, my young friend
 
I'm sorry, but I just can't get behind a villainous following that sounds like you're lisping when you identify yourself.

I got enough problems riding on the bus, y'know?
 
That's probably why they stopped calling themselves "The Sith" by the time of the original trilogy.
 
In space no one can hear you snicker.
 
Plus if you do snicker there's the whole "Force Choke, Die" thing.
 
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