OOOooo, FROSTY'S ON!!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL FROSTY TWINK FACIALS IV!!!

SPLOOJ!!!

*Throws hot towels*

 

[BlazerBoy]

Stop it. You are making my left testicle ache.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL! You lefties and your BULGING, BEATING bleeding hearts, grow a BIG THROBBING MOIST DICK willya?

Sorry, I'll WET PUSSY stop.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Did you just say I was beating my bulging moist throbbing dick into a pussy?

I'm having problems READING tonight.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT NOT BEATING OMG LOL Please come up here tonight LMAO OMG!!!

What was I saying?

 

[CaptainWacky]

See, the difference between gays and straights is that "your kind" talks about gay sex all the time whereas we just think about sex all the time and sexually assault strangers and watch SPORTS AND EAT NACHOS AND FIRE GUNS AT 'COONS AND...what was I talking about? Oh yeah, cat sex. It's fun.

 

[Mentalist]

I don't think about sex all the time.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm sorry to hear that. Am I just not sexy enough for you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think about sex all that much (relatively speaking) either, to be honest, unless I'm around girls and I never am. And not usually in a "PHWROAR, LOOK AT HER TITS!" way when I do think about it. More a pervy stalkerlike way.

 

[BlazerBoy]

^^ Hi COSMICAVERAGE.

I think about sex usually a few times an hour, regardless of whats going on. Sex elevates my "feel good endorphins" so I'm constantly seeking it out.

 

[Mentalist]

COSMIC TO MARRY JILLIAN IN PSYCHOLOVERS.NET FIRST SUCCESS STORY?

WEDDING TO BE HELD IN AOL TEENY BOBBERS CHAT ROOM WITH VOWS TO BE EXCHANGED IN RAMBLING INCOHERENT MONKEY DRIBBLE LANGUAGE?

 

[BlazerBoy]

LOL. If I was a teenage virgin boy still, I might marry Jillian online just to see how hilarious it was.

Hell, I still might be able to pull it off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was going to make a wedding photo for you, but I could feel the cold dark of evil breathing over my shoulder as I envisioned it, so I flushed my mind with white light and listened to some Amy Grant. BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE IS THE DEVIL AND THE EVIL COLD CAME BACK so I put on some Elvis Costello and an angel appeared wearing red shoes.

And goodness was restored, and there was sodomy and ice cream for all.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Do it! Do it!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The sodomy or the ice cream?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Both. At the same time. In fact, you could use the ice cream as lube.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^^ Hi COSMICAVERAGE.

Umm, no. I'm not even as CLOSE to being as perverted as he was. YOU know what I'm talking about...

 

[Caitriona]

CA was perverted?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never mind, it's bad form to talk about someone who isn't here to defend himself.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yeah, you are right. Sorry about that.