Optician requirements - must be a smug twat

[whisky]

Had an eye test today.

Man was a twat, early twenties, know it all, rushing through, fingers in my eye, thinks everyone is beneath him, overdue to be hit by a bus, bastard.

At least I dont need new glasses though.

 

[curiousa2z]

lol @ "overdue to be hit by a bus"...use that in yer next short story!
Yeah, at least ya dont need glasses.
I also like it when 'medical workers' who've never met me before in their entire lives call me by my first name. Fuck that. One of these days I'm gonna look at them in a puzzled fashion and say, "Sorry. Have we been introduced before?"

 

[whisky]

Well I still need glases, I can just get away with the ones I have now, which creep down my nose every few minutes.

 

[curiousa2z]

ah, new glasses. Are they covered over there, or do they come out of pocket? We have to pay for ours unless we're covered by private insurance from one's place of work.

 

[whisky]

Out of pocket, I get a bit of a discount though.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Was this the guy?

 

[whisky]

No, too old, and not nearly smug enough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most people need invisible robot helpers to tell them how to behave.

 

[Laker_Girl]

You should go to my optician, he's older and a little pervy and he always forgets that I have an astigmatism but he's a cool dude.

 

[whisky]

Well its tempting, but my optician is a ten minute walk from work, and yours is a 9 hour flight, so its a little harder to go in your dinner hour.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Always obstacles.