Ordinary spam thread

[Mandi]

sweetness! No raping me though!



Wait, can't rape the willing.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Oh I wont but Ill liqour ya up though.

 

[Mandi]

yah booze!

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

PARTY!

 

[Mandi]

everyone flaked out!

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

I was wondering why it was so quiet!

 

[Mirah]

This is a great outdoor hottub you have Miss. I enjoy looking at the stars at night, through all of the steam.

 

[Mandi]

We need better music than AC/DC. How bout some My Chemical Romance?

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Hell Yeah!

 

[missmanners]

And its off to work I go, but I'll be back..... someone warm up a pool boy for me please?


mm

 

[Kerb Crawler]

OH, FUCK!!!!!!!!! I FELL ASLEEP AND NOW I'M A FUCKING PRUNE!!!!!!!!!

Shit shit shit! I gotta get to work!

 

[EnglishRose]

*warms up two pool boys for mm*

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How are you doing that, ER? Are you rubbing them together?

 

[EnglishRose]

I'm enjoying a poolboy sandwich all that friction generates a lot of heat....they should be good and hot by the time mm gets back.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

IF NOT SPENT, WOMAN! Pace yourself!

 

[EnglishRose]

Ooops, you're right KC.....I'll keep things nice and slow and sleazy

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Hey look, you started by rubbing them together, now they're rubbing together on their own!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Caitriona]

Why am I the last to know these things. A hot tub party and I'm not sent an invitation? How can this be?

**gets naked and steps into the water**

Oh now that *is* nice, isn't it!

Where's a glass of wine for me?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Enjoy, Cait.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I brought the cheese.











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