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Orgasm Horror Stories
- Thread starter Dark Pickle
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The Question
Eternal
I just can’t trust that these are females lol
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
They look alright to me. Which makes me wonder why they are in a thread titled "Orgasm Horror Stories". Do I have low standards or just need new glasses?
The Question
Eternal
That's exactly what leads me to suspect that if this thread were a film, the title would be "Crouching Ballsack, Hidden Wang." Plus, there's just something... off about 'em.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
There's something off about me. A pic of me in drag should be posted in this thread, not these lovely ladies.
The Question
Eternal
It’d be the same kind of “off” -ness. Something is weird about the proportions and shapes of their faces and facial features individually that just goes, “It’s a faaaaaaaaaake!”
The Question
Eternal
Chuckles51
New member
The Question
Eternal
I always sorta wonder how completely to pieces their lives go when they get old and that male pattern baldness sets in. Can't really pancake-makeup-over that...
The Question
Eternal
This is my favorite kind of 'orgasm horror story' -- although she's actually a she, as in legitimately female rather than a cross-dresser, the horror story is her orgasm, which would result in manslaughter (or full-on homicide if she crushed a guy to death on purpose, who knows?)
Death by snu-snu, fellas -- it's the only right way for a man to die. :bigass:
Death by snu-snu, fellas -- it's the only right way for a man to die. :bigass: