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Orgasm Horror Stories
- Thread starter Dark Pickle
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Okay, but at this point -- now that we all know those are dudes -- who's gonna fall for that crap?
Bailey Jay
That one's pretty obvious. Just sayin'. Mr. Rectangle-Face can't un-Klinger that.
jack
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Bailey is quite the performer. Wicked overbite.
jack
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
If you met #167 irl would you be fooled? Have you ever been fooled? Loktar has outed himself to the members of this board, so for that I respect him. This thread is for his enjoyment, and I get a perverse kick out of having this thread be a crossdresser version of BPOTD. Those are real women
At least I hope they are lol
No. Nobody would be fooled in person unless they are either exceptionally drunk or congested. Why do I say that?
Pheromones. Real women exude pheromones. Men don't. Which means fake women don't. Which is how, even the most visually "passing" men get spotted as fakes. They don't give off female pheromones. Because they're not real females.
Pheromones. Real women exude pheromones. Men don't. Which means fake women don't. Which is how, even the most visually "passing" men get spotted as fakes. They don't give off female pheromones. Because they're not real females.
BTW, it stands to reason that if you bring up #167, it's a "gotcha" and that's an actual female that you threw into the mix of cro-magnon sissy boys as a stumbling block.
As compared to, say, #170, that's practically screaming, "GRRRURRRRRRRGGGGHHHH, AH GOTS A CAAAWWWWWK, LOOKIT MUHHHH CAWWWWWWWWWWK!!!"
Fucking hell, that THING is the stuff of nightmares.
As compared to, say, #170, that's practically screaming, "GRRRURRRRRRRGGGGHHHH, AH GOTS A CAAAWWWWWK, LOOKIT MUHHHH CAWWWWWWWWWWK!!!"
Fucking hell, that THING is the stuff of nightmares.
Loktar
Internet God
If I could figure out how to scrub the PI from my Flickr account pics, I'd post them in this thread.If you met #167 irl would you be fooled? Have you ever been fooled? Loktar has outed himself to the members of this board, so for that I respect him. This thread is for his enjoyment, and I get a perverse kick out of having this thread be a crossdresser version of BPOTD. Those are real women
