Our Natalie will be on Top Chef next week

[curiousa2z]

sometimes the build- up for these thingsis lke cotton candy: just so much spun sugar and air.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie was cute and dainty and ladylike. She pretended to be all blushy and embarrassed by all the BLOWJOB jokes going around the dinner table.

But you know she loved it. Oh yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Watching it now and it's just reminding me how annoying American reality tv shows are with the constant fucking background music.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That guy's 26!? Looks about 40.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is boring.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously, WE DON'T NEED BACKGROUND MUSIC TO TELL US HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

These tv meals seem to have almost no connection to the themes that were selected, making me wonder what the point of even giving the themes was.

 

[Blindgroping]

These tv meals seem to have almost no connection to the themes that were selected, making me wonder what the point of even giving the themes was.

I noticed that too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Skipping forward...AH, THERE SHE IS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"The only important thing she ever did was Star Wars."

SHE'S DONE LOTS OF GOOD PHOTOSHOOTS TOO.

 

[Blindgroping]

Finish the quote.

The Professional.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Getting boring again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come none of Natalie's "friends" are fellow hot actresses?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has really nice eyes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why don't any of them just flop their dick out on a plate in front of Natalie and says "now I know you don't like meat, but..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's this woman in the green dress who keeps talking?

 

[Blindgroping]

You know Eli wanted too, but he was afraid his Mom was watching and he's done it before and everyone laughed.

He Learns, See?

 

[Blindgroping]

Who's this woman in the green dress who keeps talking?

Gail Simmons.
She used to host Top Chef.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Natalie not going to be in it again?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah, there she is.