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Our town's prospective MP has just accused me of having no balls!

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I live in the town whose MP was ridiculed across the country for making the Duck House expenses claim. As he is now being forced to stand down at the next election, the position is open.

One of the ladies running for the party I vote for has opened a group on Facebook. Yesterday, I posted a question as benign as "What are your plans for the town? We've been ridiculed by the Duck House saga, and the various duck pranks popping up about town. It would be nice to know how we're going to move on."

She is the only admin, and deleted it! I posted a reply about this being deleted, and said 'bye bye, group'. Today I go back in, and she's posted something about me not having balls, because I 'don't have a Facebook profile or e-mail to reply too'.

Not bad when not only is my personal profile restricted as viewable by my friends only, but so is hers!.

I've now chewed her out (nicely, I hasten to add) for this blatant hypocrisy, pointing out that her own account is set up in exactly the same format as mine, that her group is surely her point of contact with us, and finally provided my e-mail address. Due to her apparant lack of knowledge surrounding Facebook, she's openly & needlessly insulted one of her own supporters in a public forum - aren't politicians GREAT?

Let's see her pick the bones out of my reply!
 
SEX WITH DUCKS IN A HOUSE!
 
It's something about small-time politicians - I've noticed that since moving to Rochester. In the big cities, they know to keep their mouths shut so they can get elected and start stealing.
 
She's now focused me on making her as uncomfortable as possible on her own page. So far, any comment other than drab fare along the lines of "Go, girl!", or "You have the Lib Dems on the hop!" have been deleted. Drab cow!
 
heh "drab cow".
 
She's apologised. I bet this group makes the local rag. They report incessantly on anything online, especially Facebook, which all their reporters seem to spend hours obsessing over, before copy and pasting into their shitty articles.

The silly moo lost the plot. She apologised to me probably only because I said I was a voter. The other guy who mentioned the duck house & took a pop at the party got both barrells.

I'm voting Natural Law from now on. Yogic Flying, fuckers!
 
Vote for Wacky for your MP.
 
If what I've seen on TK over the years is anything to go by, I'm sure you could have pwned her so bad it'd be front page news.

She obviously has a deep belief in democracy and freedom of speech!
 
You should whip out your massive balls and tap dance on her kitchen table.
 
If only Boris Johnson could be MP for EVERYWHERE.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
If what I've seen on TK over the years is anything to go by, I'm sure you could have pwned her so bad it'd be front page news.

She obviously has a deep belief in democracy and freedom of speech!
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She sounds like a nice lady lol
 
?

i have no idea what an MP is.
 
Military Police

(Member of Parliament,iirc)
 
Her apology, my posts, and her insult have now all been removed. What a fucking wash!
 
Freedom of speech, as long as you say what she wants
 
It's like the brainwashed kids in The Demon Headmaster, when they're asked about him.

If you American types have no idea, it was a great kids book, and a pretty good kids show (for its time). All of the episodes are on Youtube. Watch one, and you'll know what I mean ;)
 
Jack Straw MP was the eponymous headmaster.

Is she deleting any other embarrassing entries?
 
Report her to the JEREMY VINE SHOW or something.
 
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