Overheard

[Archibald Nixon]

(heard this while I was walking by the electrician's shop @ work; the speaker was a close-to-retirement age guy who sounds EXACTLY like Burgess Meredith in Rocky. I believe he was on the phone at the time)


I NEVA SAID I WUZ GONNA SODOMIZE 'IM, I SAID I WAS GONNA FUCK 'IM IN THE ASS

(short pause)

WHYDA FUCK WOULD I WANNA WAX HIS CAR

 

[headvoid]

I love listening into people's conversations.

I also like hearing them scream as I peel off their skin, but I've cut that down considerably now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard a girl say "STAY AWAY YOU FUCKING CREEP" today.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"I just tell em to 'get it up and get it in'"

Heard in York, sometime in the 1990's.

 

[Gagh]

I sat on a bus a couple of days back, whilst two drunks talking to each other repeatedly forgot each other's name (Dave? Nah, Dean mate. Alex? Nah...).
They then tried to exchange mobile numbers, forgot them, attempted to exchange addresses, and couldn't remember how to save a draft text.