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P!ost this in the next 200 seconds.. OMFG!!

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
OMG, is there a bigger haven for retards? (myspace)

bulletin I just got:

repost this with the title "pregnant" to throw people off and your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Did you know? before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want to kiss you, They want to be with you, they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is all true not a fake if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 months!!!

P!ost this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY
 
Rough Sex Facts!!!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you ...


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off his clothes
with his consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off his underwear
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding him..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why he left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard his boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard his dad at the door.............1942 cal
His mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex facts
 
The rough sex facts kill me.. apparently you burn more calories faking an orgasm than having a real one.
 
You opened it & you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week if you dont repost this within the next 5 minutes!

��Lips of An Angel��
i miss someone special and i want them back


��Ring The Alarm��
taken but kinda confused


��My Love��
single but crushin/like someone.��

��Ballin��
taken and love that person VERY much <33333!!!


��Say Goodbye��
don't like him/her anymore

��Chain Hang Low��
single and what ever happens, happens


��S.E.X��
like someone ALOT but you dont know if they like me


��Too little Too Late��
you lost that special someone


��Fergalicious��
your a crime fighting ninja


�� Listen To Your Heart��
you are single for now because you need to think for a while

�� Sideline Hoe��
got a fuck buddy u care about but miss someone else
 
This is proof against an afterlife. Since people like this could not in cosmic terms generate an electrostatic potential energy. W=k\frac (q_1 q_2) d

Given their mathmatical worthlessness it is safe to summise due to mounting logical variables that none of us have an afterlife.

What a bunch of fuckers.
 
It's all their fault that our existence shan't continue!!

What "friend" would send you an email promising to give you the WORST day of your life?!
 
Two of my cousins think it's necessary to repost these bulletins. They are not the sharpest tools in the shed, or they hate me.
 
The thought process that has to spark (and I use that term loosley) to actually believing these fucking things is insane and would be laughed at by most in the fucking dark ages.
 
Cassie said:
Rough Sex Facts!!!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you ...


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off his clothes
with his consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off his underwear
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding him..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why he left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard his boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard his dad at the door.............1942 cal
His mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex facts
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Jillian composed this, didn't she?
 
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!

I wondered teh same thing.. I'm sure some very informed MF'er can explain it.
 
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