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Paladin demande l'action!

bad dog said:
Are you too stupid to not have an extra keyboard that PLUGS IN ?
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Actually I do you bitch so shaddup. I have it stored away somewhere. You think I am going to pull things out of the fucking garage to find it?? The thing is fucking worn out bitch! The letters are gone even if I do not need them to know what I am typing. Fucking entire keyboard is completely worn out from my typing speed. Now quit being my bitch and get your horrid breath out of my face lest I force you to MANGELAMARDE!
 
Mangedlamarde said:
Yeah right! Anyway... good job with it (b^.^)b
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Ah fuck it was fun!! Good times aplenty! That thing with your name? The idea came from my buddy who lived in Dollard des Ormeaux. I remember some time ago I said something along the lines of 'tu manges la merde'. He looked at me like I was the stupidest fuck he had ever seen. I even pulled a French-English dictionary to prove to him I was right. Imagine me an anglophone telling a fucking Quebecer he was wrong? Duh? Anyway he told me it was 'mange la marde' and he was pissed when he said it as if I had offended him somehow. Touchy fucking frogs. But his soeurs!! OMMFG!! They were total fucking BABES! Both of them! I wanted to fuck them so badly and he knew it but he told me HANDS OFF!! Bastard!
 
What do you live in a fucking junkyard shithole? you should clean that fucking dump up. Or are you just a lazy bastard?
 
Mangedlamarde said:
Oh, that's why you said ''Not Dollard des Ormeaux!'' when you asked me where I live.
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Absolutely. Damn. I cannot stop thinking about his sisters. Do you have any idea what it is for one to be a FRIEND yet lust after his sisters? He told me they were not for me so hands off. We got into a fight about that because I told him if we are such good fucking friends then why won't he let me fuck his sisters? He replied that if I was a TRUE friend I would do as he asks. It was a fucking stalemate. I should have just told him I did not wish to be friends any longer and fucked his sisters. Ah well.
 
Paladin said:
Absolutely. Damn. I cannot stop thinking about his sisters. Do you have any idea what it is for one to be a FRIEND yet lust after his sisters? He told me they were not for me so hands off. We got into a fight about that because I told him if we are such good fucking friends then why won't he let me fuck his sisters? He replied that if I was a TRUE friend I would do as he asks. It was a fucking stalemate. I should have just told him I did not wish to be friends any longer and fucked his sisters. Ah well.
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That was sweet of you to not fucks the girls and upset your boyfriend.
 
bad dog said:
That was sweet of you to not fucks the girls and upset your boyfriend.
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Ah so you are an asshole with no sense of HONOUR? Well fuck you! Look at it this way my bitch. At least I got to see his sisters all the time. Why I even SLEPT with one of them although it was nothing sexual. Just necessity. With your attitude you would not have gotten within 20 metres of them but you would be BEGGGING to get closer. That is how fucking truly hot they were, especially the younger one. Whooooeeeeee! Remember now cocksmoker, they are FRENCH! I mean truly FRENCH. What amazed me is they could speak both languages without the slightest of accents. Zero. Nada. Kaputsky. You could not tell if they were either French or English. Who cares as long as I get to fuck them right? Shit. All those times I saw them in their bathing suits! Fuck! Ooh my poor cock!
 
bad dog said:
Well luci you did a great job playing the part of a french faggot.
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Bad Dog is gay mans want to fuck guy name Luci. Paladin cant help Bad Dog want fuck another mans unless talk to MangeMerde. He gay guy too good for Bad Dog lots of sexy good fuck cum all over place. Bad Dog is fuck MangeMerde up big asshole when cum MangeMerde is scream 'Mon Dieu!!'.
 
Mangedlamarde said:
Yes, you should have done that.
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It is HONOUR my friend. One does not fuck the sisters of a good friend if one intends to keep a good friendship going. I will admit I thought about fucking them every single time I saw them and about doing just that behind his back but I just could not bring myself to do it. If keeping one's honour is a bad thing then fucking shoot me bitch! Do you know I felt like a fucking HYPOCRITE creating this dual? The only thing that made me overcome that feeling of hypocrisy is when the ADMINS were doing the same thing! So I said 'FUCK THIS, I AM GOING IN!' yet I STILL felt a tingle in my head repeating over and over again 'honour', 'honour'. Fuck!!
 
Mangedlamarde said:
Yeah, of course...
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Just so you know I have been looking for a nazi eagle like that forever. Thanks bitch! I had one similar to it on another site and it got me banned. They told me I was insulting their forefathers because they fought against the Nazis. What fucking HYPOCRITES they were. You do know they were all AMERICANS yet they banned me for displaying the eagle? Fuck them! I told them all to fuck off too before I was banned. Told them there was no way in Hell was I going to remove it. Freedom and all that jazz. Then I took on every single fucking American who had the GALL to talk to me about WWII and how the eagle insulted their forefathers who were American. Fuck but my family was THERE experiencing the fucking Blitz and I have these bitch motherfucking Americans telling me what's what? Fuck off cocksuckers! I really laid it in then signed out. When I attempted to sign back in BAM! IP-ban. *ROTFLMAO*
 
Are you really this boring? It's a fucking act right? PLEASE GOD TELL ME ITS JUST A PERSONA, THAT YOU DON'T REALLY THINK LIKE THAT
 
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