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Panda sucks cock

Messenger said:

Mentalist said:
Face it, you hit the board with what you believe to be your killer superiority attitude about how we have no lives and how you're just so much better than we are, but have in this very short process failed on every front to prove it.

Alabaster has never suggested that he is anything other than a no-life, internet slave.

It is called irony. Or self-deprecation.

Mentalist took him seriously.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Alabaster has never suggested that he is anything other than a no-life, internet slave.

It is called irony. Or self-deprecation.
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alabaster said:
41,000 + posts proves it...how many months of your life have you left here?
Alabaster didn't contend this. He went with the flow quite well.

Mentalist took him seriously.
I suppose one man's flame is another man's troll.
 
Messenger said:
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I suppose one man's flame is another man's troll.

I considered the possibility, but there is no opportunity for a punchline in Mentalist's statement. It was delivered as a flat assessment of Alabaster's appearance.

There was no hook, no bait, no insult, no humor, no irony, and no lead.

You might say his assessment was used to draw a response from Alabaster, but, without a lead, he's not guaranteed a response. If anything, he might simply be dismissed without having the opportunity to deliver a troll attack as a result.

Inefficient, if it was a troll, and terribly vulnerable to being victim of Alabaster's troll, if not already mortified.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
I considered the possibility, but there is no opportunity for a punchline in Mentalist's statement. It was delivered as a flat assessment of Alabaster's appearance.
I wouldn't call it flat exactly. He did confirm the assessment, and in hisvery next post no less.
There was no hook, no bait, no insult, no humor, no irony, and no lead.
You don't think that he was trying to preempt alabastar's basic M.O. ?
You might say his assessment was used to draw a response from Alabaster, but, without a lead, he's not gauranteed a response.
I think the lead was alabastar's general behavior.
If anything, he might simply be dismissed without having the opportunity to deliver a troll attack as a result.
That opens up different cans of worms.
Inefficient, if it was a troll, and terribly vulnerable to being victim of Alabaster's troll, if not already mortified.
Calling trolled or pwned, especially in such strong terms, when the case doesn't justify it only gives confidence to the target, which I doubt Mentalist even needs. If it's so obvious that Mentalist was trolled, why not ask the people what they think? If you want to call bias and skewed reception that's fine, but the same bias could be called on yourself.
 
Bias? Not me. I own up and call them as I see them - whether it hurts me or not.

Knowing Alabaster, I saw the assessment assume that Alabaster's pitch was without deceit.

Whether or not anyone else sees it matters not. I just got a kick out of it.
 
You think I'd actually bother equating the morons attitude beyond the face value of his flames? :roll: The only reason I even bothered responding to hm is because he strolled into the MF and flamed Wacky with his lame bravado and schtick he clealry thinks is amusing and original even though it's about as far removed from either as you can get. You're trying to apply some sort of Modus Operandi to your "friend" to make him appear to be more than just another boring n00b speaks for far more.

Maybe you don't remember my long lists of n00b tactics when posting here before. The "you're all queers and have no lives and big post counts" is one of the absolute weakest there is.

Of course he is tying to troll people. He thinks it's the proper thing to do, that was never a contended point. He just completley sucks at it and is beyond generic.
 
I thought his best work was the "what gagh really means" post. Truly inspired. I was humbled by his originality.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
I considered the possibility, but there is no opportunity for a punchline in Mentalist's statement. It was delivered as a flat assessment of Alabaster's appearance.

There was no hook, no bait, no insult, no humor, no irony, and no lead.

You might say his assessment was used to draw a response from Alabaster, but, without a lead, he's not guaranteed a response. If anything, he might simply be dismissed without having the opportunity to deliver a troll attack as a result.

Inefficient, if it was a troll, and terribly vulnerable to being victim of Alabaster's troll, if not already mortified.

That's bullshit. Well maybe that's TW style, but it's still bullshit. If that's the case, alabaster was owned the second he responded to the small letter "peon". I know I understood the flame when Menty delivered it, and like VKD said, "we've never seen anyone pwned so quickly".

But I know I know, your mileage may vary.

Both he and gurk tried to pull that bullshiot twice and then called me a "pussy" in the process, when I was laying adown a signature line. I won both of those arguments and figured out alabaster in the process. Homo trolls?? Too fucking funny. A simple neck fucking handles homo trolls :D All I know is, when you first showed up all trolley like, you got each of your asses handed to you sweetly.

Remember?
 
But really, Eggs and Henoch are homo trolls, not that shit alabaster's been spinning.
 
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