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Pantene Pro-V is a mind control drug

I am Dan Brown

Don't believe a word they say
Shampoo! Of course it makes sense now doesn't it? The chemicals work their way into the brain.

The V stands for Vulnerable.
 
Hey Dan, do you know what's happened to headvoid (a minor agent of the vatican, as I understand)? Have "they" (THE ANTI-VATICAN) gotten to him?
 
He drank some shampoo and has been ill for a while I believe
 
THANKS FOR THE ICE CREAM SCOOP
 
Pantene Pro-V smells good.
 
OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
 
Vulvas smell good.
 
I know mine does.Smells like Pantene!
 
Women will start shaving their heads to avoid the Pantene conspiracy.
 
and their vulvas
 
WITH MY AXE
 
Lord Waffles said:
Smells like Pantene!

Nirvana should reform and do this song
 
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