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Paris Hilton is in Jail..(Finally)

Read what I quote here below:


Lawrence Connor said:
What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner )

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace! :)
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

And here's another little gem(s) I *cough-cough* "found":

ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group)
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/

and the following is another Yahoo Group:

ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/

These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now!

Just starting out these web sites will sure to grow and be great

Check back a few times a day for the next several days! haha

This next thing is a remarkable use of the opportunity
to take advantage of this current spectacle in the news:

Some twit (ROFL) made a video clip at YouTube:
"I did not have sex with that woman, Paris Hilton in Jail"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RaVkwAAsI
the above web address is the link to the video clip

Please post a reply in here if you'd like for
Paris Hilton to perform* her trademark service*
on you* in a visit* to you after her jail time, *it's*
going* to be* a new PR* stunt* she* has rigged*
up to boost her name* and fame* to make* a
new sex video* where she gives a blowjob*
(on camera, of course) to one lucky* TK
member allegedly*, and posters will be
selected* for this contest* from the replies
here in this thread*, so if you want to win*
and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*,
then be the lucky* TK member who might win*
and reply to this thread!

Don't let this thread go dead!

Reply here to this thread, if you'd like
for Paris Hilton to give you (BJ) head!*

*an alleged and spurious claim that
I merely heard as a rumour when
in fact, I said it to myself, that's it.

The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's
most famous and beautiful women known for giving
blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*,
and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply to this thread!
Click to expand...

Read what I quote here above.
 
"Paris Hilton behind bars" is like Paris Hilton is behind bars,
because we all know that "Paris Hilton in Jail" is what
people are gossiping about because Paris Hilton is in Jail.
Paris Hilton went to Jail, then Paris Hilton came out of jail,
then Paris Hilton went back to Jail, so Paris Hilton Prisoner
is the Prisoner with the number 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783
Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton in Jail.

What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner )

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace! :)
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

And here's another little gem(s) I *cough-cough* "found":

ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group)
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/

and the following is another Yahoo Group:

ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/

These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now!

Just starting out these web sites will sure to grow and be great

Check back a few times a day for the next several days! haha

This next thing is a remarkable use of the opportunity
to take advantage of this current spectacle in the news:

Some twit (ROFL) made a video clip at YouTube:
"I did not have sex with that woman, Paris Hilton in Jail"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RaVkwAAsI
the above web address is the link to the video clip

Please post a reply in here if you'd like for
Paris Hilton to perform* her trademark service*
on you* in a visit* to you after her jail time, *it's*
going* to be* a new PR* stunt* she* has rigged*
up to boost her name* and fame* to make* a
new sex video* where she gives a blowjob*
(on camera, of course) to one lucky* TK
member allegedly*, and posters will be
selected* for this contest* from the replies
here in this thread*, so if you want to win*
and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*,
then be the lucky* TK member who might win*
and reply to this thread!

Don't let this thread go dead!

Reply here to this thread, if you'd like
for Paris Hilton to give you (BJ) head!*

*an alleged and spurious claim that
I merely heard as a rumour when
in fact, I said it to myself, that's it.

The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's
most famous and beautiful women known for giving
blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*,
and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply to this thread!
 
This thread has decent search engine results for some Paris Hilton searches
including other terms, along with her name Paris Hilton = I saw it at: Google

GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS LINK

"Paris Hilton behind bars" is like Paris Hilton is behind bars,
because we all know that "Paris Hilton in Jail" is what
people are gossiping about because Paris Hilton is in Jail.
Paris Hilton went to Jail, then Paris Hilton came out of jail,
then Paris Hilton went back to Jail, so Paris Hilton Prisoner
is the Prisoner with the number 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783
Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton in Jail.

What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Paris Hilton masturbates in jail. Paris Hilton masturbating in jail.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)


Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Paris Hilton masturbating in jail, well, that could be the new sex video,
if having sex with your hand is sex at all, lol, Paris, now you know NOT
to drink and drive, and now you know NOT to drive with a suspended
drivers license, so you won't get put into jail, I think it's not as nice as
the Hilton hotels, I would imagine it's quite a lot worse than any Hilton hotel,
nut then again, dear, if you are wearing one of those spiffy orange jumpsuits,
and you are in there, then maybe that jail is one of the Hilton hotels, sort of.

Paris Hilton in an orange jumpsuit,
Paris Hilton sports fashionable prison orange jumpsuit.

Paris Hilton masturbating in jail. Because
Paris Hilton is in jail, and Paris Hilton masturbates in jail.
We know that when Paris Hilton was in jail, that
Paris Hilton masturbating in jail,
Paris Hilton is masturbating in jail,
and Paris Hilton was masturbating in jail,
Paris Hilton jail masturbation jail masturbation.

Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner )

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace!
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

And here's another little gem(s) I *cough-cough* "found":

ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group)
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/

and the following is another Yahoo Group:

ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/

These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now!

"Paris Hilton behind bars" is like Paris Hilton is behind bars,
because we all know that "Paris Hilton in Jail" is what
people are gossiping about because Paris Hilton is in Jail.
Paris Hilton went to Jail, then Paris Hilton came out of jail,
then Paris Hilton went back to Jail, so Paris Hilton Prisoner
is the Prisoner with the number 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783
Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton 9818783 Paris Hilton in Jail.


This thread has decent search engine results
for some Paris Hilton searches including other
terms, along with her name Paris Hilton
= I saw it at Google


http://www.google.com/search?num=50...aris+hilton+masturbating+in+jail"&btnG=Search

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