Paris is going to jail

[Cassie]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18472845/?GT1=9951

LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.


“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton’s mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: “May I have your autograph?”

Paris Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She maintained she was unaware her license was suspended and thought she was allowed to drive for work purposes.

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

lol... there's more, basically the judge insists that she do the time and pay some fines.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL LET'S HOPE SHE'S BRUTALLY MURDERED SO WE CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT, THAT'S WHAT SOCIETY'S COME TO, ISN'T IT?

 

[Cassie]

LET'S HOPE THEY MAKE A LIFETIME MOVIE3 ABOUT IT AND PARIS AND HER CELLIE LEZ OUT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL LET'S HOPE PARIS IS PLAYED BY KEIRA AND THE CELL MATE BY NATALIE SO WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THIS (ERECT COCKS (WELL, NOT YOU LOL)).

 

[Cassie]

I'LL SETTLE FOR NIPPLAGE !!

 

[CaptainWacky]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rafterman]

LET'S HOPE THEY MAKE A LIFETIME MOVIE3 ABOUT IT AND PARIS AND HER CELLIE LEZ OUT.

Now that would be a great video!:chaching:

 

[Dr Dave]

I would laugh if she gets her ass kicked.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

she has an arse?

 

[Dr Dave]

in theory

 

[jack]

Don't drop the soap Paris!!!

 

[Gagh]

What if she gets put in the wrong cell, and Ahmed Johnson is in there, and he Pearl Harbour Plunges her repeatedly? (so to speak).

 

[Grammour Boy]

I'LL SETTLE FOR NIPPLAGE !!

Here, Cassie!



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[jack]

God, what a fucking HOG

 

[The Dork Lord]

I just bet if you had a 3 way with paris and britney, you'd get every STD known.

I just bet you would.

I hope she rawts down there!

 

[Cassie]

PARIS HILTON SINGLEHANDEDLY REVIVES THE PRISON PORN FLICK INDUSTRY?

 

[Gagh]

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

She sure likes her phone.

 

[Gagh]

Fuck it. Here's Nikki Cox instead