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Paul Merton in Europe

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Starts tonight on Five. I imagine it'll be like Paul Merton in India and Paul Merton in China only in Europe.
 
First episode has some nude German bowlers. It's like Eurotrash never went away!
 
Maybe Basshunter will be in it.
 
It was good!

The guy with the 17 peepholes in his door who plans to die in 24 years and has a tombstone in his bedroom (except it has someone else's name on it because he found it in a park or something) was a highlight.
 
I wonder what other drinks you could bathe in...
 
He ate donkey dick in China and saw some dude tie his dick to a cobblestone and lift it in India.

What dick-related prospects await him now?
 
Well, there were a hell of a lot of dicks on display in this first episode. I thought they'd play it coy and have people delicately placed behind things so you couldn't see their packages, but no, there was old man dick all over the place.
 
Why were they all fat old men at the bowling alley? :(
 
I watched it and enjoyed it. Telekinetic murder cat lady was weird.
 
I didn't understrand why she was talking about smuggling her cat through the Berlin Wall but then taking it to the vet recently...so it's over 21 years old?
 
That confused me too. Must be an old kitty. Or some made up stories.

And there was one young guy bowling and also at least one naked woman but she could've been old too. She had a huge arse.
 
Yeah, a saw a fat female ass a few times...not worth commenting on, really.
 
There seemed to be a lot of sex related stuff tonight. MAYBE TOO MUCH?
 
The whole thing so far has been kind of risqué. Not a complaint, really, because it's fun and interesting, but I recall the past series' being more innocent. Also, I don't like the bits that are obviously set up to be more "kooky", like that lawyer guy pretending he wanted to keep his diving hush-hush, or some of the stuff with Jahn.
 
Yeah, so hush-hush that he'll talk about it on a popular tv show! The model city was very impressive.
 
"I know a story of a cat who wrote an autobiography of the pope."

(I forgot to bump this on Monday.)
 
I didn't like this week's as much. Maybe because a horrible wave of depression hit me on Monday, or maybe just because I hate french people. I liked the rollerblade guy.
 
Rollerblade guy was full of joy, if only we could all be as happy as him.
 
That's what I was thinking. They spent too much time on that gloomy art guy who wasn't as interesting as he thought he was.
 
I imagine he was very painful to be with though.

Irrepressible joy does have a shelf life.
 
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