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Paul Merton in India

Good second episode. The eunochs were scary.
 
I'll watch it later (when I get home for Thanksgiving and I don't have to pay a $150 "reconnection fee" if I get caught pirating).
 
You know that money goes straight to Creepy Campus Cable's Guy's Creepy Campus Cable Show (hidden camera in the girls' showers.)
 
No, that's included in the $1500 yearly On-Campus Rape Fee.
 
I can get you raped cheaper than that if you want.

I have connections
 
That money actually puts me on one of the more extensive rape plans my college offers. I get 100 "club rapes" that expire every semester and $300 in a declining rape account that rolls over from semester to semester.

It's all pretty economical, if you're into the whole being raped thing.
 
Don't know, sounds a bit complicated, I like stalking girls in the park with my "chib" then letting the cops join in if they rumble me. It's the old way, the scottish way.
 
Paul Merton in India continues to be a very entertaining show.
 
It's great. Shame that the first episode of HIGNFY was poor though.
 
Yeah it was a bit. The quality of HIGNF is directly proportional to how often Paul speaks.
 
Or pulls a confused expression.
 
3. chib

A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
haw man am gonna chib ur face
by Mad Dog L In luv with L Nov 3, 2003 share this comments
 
That is accurate and depressing, yes.
 
He's in love, but his love can only be fleeting because soon he will be dead of rabies.
 
I'm glad they made Alexander Armstrong look like he couldn't do his job. :)
 
Didn't I predict he'd be host? It was much funnier this week.
 
You may have, but I also said how much I can't stand him. It was better though, I'll admit.
 
Tom Baker's doing it next week!
 
EXCELLENT!
 
And it ends with Paul kicking an Indian man in the crotch. Brilliant.
 
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