Paul Merton

[CaptainWacky]

Still carrying Have I Got News For You.

 

[whisky]

But lazier than he used to be, where are the zany 5 minute rants into an abstract world of rib breakingly funny zaniness?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They probably cut him off the bastards.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mmm. This week it was taken up with Richard Madely being an idiot.

I noticed he looked a bit chubby.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Madely is class.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sometimes I do something incredibly stupid and embarrassing and feel like a total idiot, but then I remember Richard Madely. He does things like that constantly.

 

[whisky]

And makes good money from it

 

[Mentalist]

Hislop is always on form and his tirades at the abstract, hypocritical and corrupt zaniness of the political world are as good as Merton's badger themed rants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANGUS SHOULD BE BROGUHT BACKSDG

 

[whisky]

They should invite him back, then get him to snort cocain off a hookers chest, just for old times sake.

You know, in lite of the fact that the BBC was robbing us blind in every crooked compitition under the sun, what he did is hardly worth mentioning

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Us?

They only robbed people who were stupid enough to phone in to vote for which celebrity was the least bad ice skating beat boxer or something.

 

[whisky]

Us is like the royal we, only with less drug soaked inbred urine

 

[CaptainWacky]

And biting a tramp is worse!