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People magazines top ten beautiful women

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People's Top 10 Most Beautiful list

1. Gwyneth Paltrow

2. Kerry Washington

3. Amanda Seyfried

4. Zooey Deschanel

5. Jane Fonda

6. Jennifer Lawrence

7. Kelly Rowland

8. Halle Berry

9. Drew Barrymore

10. Pink

Jane Fonda? WTF!
 
1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. No, this isn't 1969
6. YES
7. No
8. No
9. No, this isn't 1993
10. No.
 
makes sense; if Sophia Loren isn't on the list as the older woman beauty and it has neither Monica Bellucci nor Gina Torres, it is null and void.
Stupid List.
 
yeah. If Mia Sara is not there, and Drew Freakin Barry.More is? when was she ever beautiful? she was cute in ET... she was mildly alluring in Charlie's Angels, and 50 1st dates... but she's never been beautiful.
 
Gwyneth Paltrow ain't that attractive. I'd give her a 4.

Charlize Theron is a hell of a lot hotter than Paltrow and she didn't make the list. Besides, hotness has as much to do with personality as looks. And frankly, based on some of her most recent interviews, Paltrow is nothing more than a narcissistic cardboard cutout.
 
yeah. If Mia Sara is not there, and Drew Freakin Barry.More is? when was she ever beautiful? she was cute in ET... she was mildly alluring in Charlie's Angels, and 50 1st dates... but she's never been beautiful.

She was kinda hot in Wayne's World 2.
 
1. Eh.. alright.
2. I had to look her up.
3. I'd hit it.
4. I'd hit it.
5. Yeah, 30 years ago maybe.
6. Sure, alright.
7. Not my type, but ok.
8. NO. I hate this bitch with a passion.
9. Can you say "STD farm"?
10. Are you fucking kidding me? Fail.

Not one redhead. This list is crap.
 
1. Gwyneth Paltrow - No way

2. Kerry Washington - No Idea

3. Amanda Seyfried - Ditto

4. Zooey Deschanel - Ditto

5. Jane Fonda - LOLOL

6. Jennifer Lawrence - No

7. Kelly Rowland - Gross

8. Halle Berry - Fugly cunt

9. Drew Barrymore - Meh

10. Pink - Maybe once.
 
It is a list designed to get attention.

The Goop thing has been going on for a while, they did it to get noticed.
 
I hate it when they put one random old person on these types of list. Though Drew Barrymore stands out even more.

But "no" to Amanda Seyfried, Yub, really?
 

It's Gwynnie's website where she babbles on about healthy living, holistic bollocks, aloe vera infused cat chunder tea, anti-oxidant seaweed enemas, homeopathic organic sustainable carbon neutral socially responsible eyedrops drawn from the moisture of a newborn baby's farts, and how hard it is being an insanely rich and privileged mother to an apple and an avocado.
 
Yub's Proper List.

1.Jennifer Lawrence
2.Felicia Day
3.Lily Cole
4.Emma Watson
5.Christina Hendricks
6.Scarlett Johansson
7.Alyson Hannigan
8.Gwyneth Paltrow
9.Emma Stone
10.Amy Adams

Honorable mention: Deborah Ann Woll
 
THE PROPER REVISED LIST.

1.Jennifer Lawrence
2.Felicia Day
3.Lily Cole
4.Karen Gillan
5.Emma Watson
6.Christina Hendricks
7.Scarlett Johansson
8.Alyson Hannigan
9.Emma Stone
10.Amy Adams


Honorable mention: Deborah Ann Woll, Gwyneth Paltrow
 
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