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PEPPER'S PANTS MAILED TO UNDISCLOSED HOUSE IN SCOTLAND!
- Thread starter Gagh
- Start date
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
JO FINALLY OUTED AS LESBO
ZEKE PILFERS SHAVED MINGE HAIR
ZEKE PILFERS SHAVED MINGE HAIR
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It would be funny if Pepper kicked Bree's face off.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
And revealed her to be Arnie?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No, just killed her.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
You can't kill a goth, they're already dead.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
like m e
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It would be great if Connor came back wearing a BLACK GLOVe.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Toad: "SAY SOMETHING STEREOTYPICALLY IRISH - I HAVE TO KNOW IT'S REALLY YOU!"
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Toad: "SAY SOMETHING STEREOTYPICALLY IRISH - I HAVE TO KNOW IT'S REALLY YOU!"
Connor: "Aye, so I w--"
AT THIS MOMENT, DEE COMES FLYING THROUGH THE HOUSE OF TROUSER WINDOWS, SPLATTERING SEAWEED AND BROKEN CAR PARTS ACROSS THE FRONT ROOM
Toad: "OMG! Dee, you're ALIVE! Where've you been all this time, and why are you still covered in bits of the ocean?!"
Dee: "Well, it's actually a funny story, y'see, I'v--"
AT THIS MOMENT, SERENA COMES FLYING THROUGH THE TATTERED WINDOW FRAMES OF NUMBER 30, SPLATTERING SEAWEED, BRAS AND BROKEN PLANE PARTS ACROSS THE FRONT ROOM
Connor: "Who the fuck is this drongo?"
Toady: "OMG SERENA, you're ALIVE! Where've you been all this time, and why are you still--"
Serena: "I'll explain later, but why doesn't my boyfriend Connor remember me?"
Connor: "Oh, SHITE! Um.. shag a leprechaun, so I will! IRISH IRISH--"
AT THIS MOMENT, LIL (WHO IF YOU'LL REMEMBER ALSO DIED AT SEA AND WAS NEVER FOUND), FLIES THROUGH THE GAPING WINDOW, RAGGED CURTAINS GETTING CAUGHT IN THE SEAWEED AND PLANE PARTS HANGING OFF HER BODY
Toad: "OH MY GOD, LIL!"
Serena: "OH MY GOD, MUM!"
Dee and Fake Connor: "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!"
John: I CAN'T THINK OF A WAY TO END THIS TENSE SCENE, SO LET'S CUT TO A SKIT INVOLVING NED WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED FOR SOME REASON, BUMPING INTO OSCAR, GETTING CAUGHT ON THAT WEBCAM THAT GOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BEING ARRESTED FOR PAEDONESS AND NEVER RETURNING. TO THE SOUND OF THE MONOTONOUS AND COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT SONG, "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA"
Connor: "Aye, so I w--"
AT THIS MOMENT, DEE COMES FLYING THROUGH THE HOUSE OF TROUSER WINDOWS, SPLATTERING SEAWEED AND BROKEN CAR PARTS ACROSS THE FRONT ROOM
Toad: "OMG! Dee, you're ALIVE! Where've you been all this time, and why are you still covered in bits of the ocean?!"
Dee: "Well, it's actually a funny story, y'see, I'v--"
AT THIS MOMENT, SERENA COMES FLYING THROUGH THE TATTERED WINDOW FRAMES OF NUMBER 30, SPLATTERING SEAWEED, BRAS AND BROKEN PLANE PARTS ACROSS THE FRONT ROOM
Connor: "Who the fuck is this drongo?"
Toady: "OMG SERENA, you're ALIVE! Where've you been all this time, and why are you still--"
Serena: "I'll explain later, but why doesn't my boyfriend Connor remember me?"
Connor: "Oh, SHITE! Um.. shag a leprechaun, so I will! IRISH IRISH--"
AT THIS MOMENT, LIL (WHO IF YOU'LL REMEMBER ALSO DIED AT SEA AND WAS NEVER FOUND), FLIES THROUGH THE GAPING WINDOW, RAGGED CURTAINS GETTING CAUGHT IN THE SEAWEED AND PLANE PARTS HANGING OFF HER BODY
Toad: "OH MY GOD, LIL!"
Serena: "OH MY GOD, MUM!"
Dee and Fake Connor: "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!"
John: I CAN'T THINK OF A WAY TO END THIS TENSE SCENE, SO LET'S CUT TO A SKIT INVOLVING NED WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED FOR SOME REASON, BUMPING INTO OSCAR, GETTING CAUGHT ON THAT WEBCAM THAT GOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BEING ARRESTED FOR PAEDONESS AND NEVER RETURNING. TO THE SOUND OF THE MONOTONOUS AND COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT SONG, "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA"
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
omhg
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Fake Connor: But I HAVE been to Cuba!